First, the gifts:

You got to wear a classy gift for your junk when in black-tie.

What!?! You wanna us to go to jail?

Just a man and his box out on the town

Whoa there, Hornybone! Keep those naughty bits covered!

A little extra shade was needed for the man parts.

And now the poll:

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And a little merry cheer for your holidays: SNL’s Dick in a Box with Andy Sandburg and Justin Timberlake

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Facebook comment: Kathleen “loved New Moon. It was much better than Twilight including the acting, script, soundtrack and the backing colour. Chris Weitz is a utter genius! I actually liked the way it ended…It was like a cliff-hanger but it wasnt like it said to be continued…which i totally hate in movies. So I think iChris Weitz ended it smoothly ”

In episode 34, the Twilight Newborns discuss New Moon listener reactions.

Intro

• “Forks Noel,” a parody of Jingles Bells

Twilight News

• New Moon hits has an estimated international cumulative of up to $243 million (see more at NewMoonMovie.org)
• Chris Weitz choose the color of the Volvo to be black (See more at TwilightSource.com)
• Chris Weitz may give out orientation guide to fans for free (See more at MTV.com)
• DVD details: To include commentary by Taylor, Rob and Kristen and Weitz. 20 minutes of deleted scenes. (See more on MTV.com)
• Twilight soundtrack nominated for a Grammy (See more at TwilightersAnonymous.com)
• Eclipse cast played Twilight Board Game, according to Peter Facinelli on the Rachael Ray Show. (See more at the TwilightLexicon.com)
• Wyck Godfrey, Twilight producer, says Breaking Dawn will happen (See more at makingof.com)
• MTV interview: Robert Pattinson’s new year’s resolution is to be less self depreciating, jealous at Taylor’s new body (See more at MTV.com)
• Pocket Edward was introduced Robert Pattinson on the Today Show (See more at the LetterstoTwilight forum)
• ThinkingofRob.com organizing fans against paparazzi abuse of Rob Pattinson. (See more at ThinkingofRob.com)
• Taylor Lautner has been cast Max Steel – “popular” franchise based on a 1990’s action figure. (See more at NewMoonMovie.org)
• Taylor Lautner on Saturday Night Live on Dec 12, 2009. (See our favorite sketch at TwilightLexicon.com)

Newborn News

• See our post of the New Moon soundtrack in order of the movie.
• Poll: Who portrayed their character the best in New Moon?
• Spread the word about Twilight Newborns

Meat of the Discussion – Listener reactions

• Cari_tx’s live report from the Houston, Texas, Hot Topic Tour as our special correspondent. See her full report at Cariblogs.blogspot.com and watch one of her videos from the event below.

• Voicemail from fan of the week emeritus, Jaz from Fort Wayne, Indiana
• Facebook comment: Diana “absolutely LOVED it! My husband went with me and he enjoyed it as well. The special effects were awesome! I just hated the way they ended it. I know it was a good way to get everyone waiting for part 3!”
• Facebook comment: Kathleen “loved New Moon. It was much better than Twilight including the acting, script, soundtrack and the backing colour. Chris Weitz is a utter genius! I actually liked the way it ended…It was like a cliff-hanger but it wasnt like it said to be continued…which i totally hate in movies. So I think iChris Weitz ended it smoothly ”
• Facebook comment: Lara from Denver: “Chris Weitz … please be my boyfriend! ;-} He’s a super-genius to take my least favorite book in the series and make it such an AWESOME movie! I hope he gets to direct Breaking Dawn. I even felt a little tinge of pity for poor Jacob at the end ;-< so I KNOW this was good!!
• Website comment: Luxie: “Wow Melissa, Christen… you girls are dedicated! And we love you for it!!! I too agree that the vamp makeup was a bit clownish/technicolor at times. I agree too ’bout the Volturi scene…..
Why couldn’t Alice fight back (a little at least?) And damn… did Edward get his @$$ handed to him or what? Maybe it was due to him being weak from not feeding regularly when he was in hiding, away from Bella. In the book doesn’t Bella mention (on the way home when she thinks she’s dreaming) that ‘her Edward’ was usually more well fed… she was taking about his eyes being black….That reminds me…. what color were Edward’s eyes in Voltera? Were they golden? ‘Cause they shoulda been black, right?

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Intro:

• Parody of ‘Come to My Window’ by Melissa Etheridge

Twilight News

• Bryce Dallas Howard replaces Rachelle Lefevre (See more at LA Times)
• Taylor Lautner featured in second New Moon trailer (Watch trailer at at Twilightthemovie.com)
• New Moon soundtrack news: Death Cab for Cutie to be first single. (See StephenieMeyer.com for more)
• New action figure dolls for New Moon (See NewMoonMovie.org for more)
• Teen Choice Awards – Rob Pattinson wins Hottest Hottie (See TeenChoiceAwards.com for more)
• Rob Pattinson driving a Porsche
• New Moon game
• Robsten rumors
• Eclipse has begun filming!

Newborn News

• Poll: Besides Edward, which is the hottest Twilight Man Hunk?
• Christen debunking werewolf myths

Meat of the Discussion: Team Jacob

• What does it mean to be Team Jacob
• The importance of identifying Team in the fandom

New Twilight Newborn Contest:

• Essay: What Team are you on and why? Respond by Sept 30.

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