In episode 64, we take Jacob to task for dating a…uh…baby. Enjoy our lyrics! How I wish that I had Jacob’s girl, I wish that I had Jacob’s girl Where can I find a baby like that! And she’s watching him with those creepy eyes And she’s lovin’ him with that freak body, I just […]
Breaking Dawn is going to be dropping like its hot on November 18. Now that we’re reaching the Saga’s conclusion, it’s time to crush Rob and Taylor’s self-esteem and compare the two hotties.
In Episode 42, we discuss Carlisle Cullen’s fortune and whether Jacob would take their money. Intro “Hungry Like the Wolf” by Duran Duran Twilight News The Twilight Saga is on the American Library Association’s top 10 banned books. Read more at the TwilightLexicon.com. Kristen Stewart was quoted: “It felt really weird kissing someone else as […]
Of course, Christen couldn’t let the haiku challenge go unanswered for the “What do the Teams mean to you?” contest. Here are her original haiku’s. By Christen Justice Edward is for me Why else would he haunt my dreams? And for no one else. Drawde Your love never dies A heart full of pained longing […]
In Episode 28, we discuss Team Jacob, Robsten and Bryce Dallas Howard as Victoria Intro: Parody of ‘Come to My Window’ by Melissa Etheridge Twilight News Bryce Dallas Howard replaces Rachelle Lefevre (See more at LA Times) Taylor Lautner featured in second New Moon trailer (Watch trailer at at Twilightthemovie.com) New Moon soundtrack news: Death […]
The Twilight Newborns discuss the city of Forks and give an interpretive reading of Eclipse open casting script. Intro The 10 Commandments on How to Act Around Robert Thomas-Pattinson Twilight News Happy Birthday to Edward Cullen — June 20, 1901. Edward turns 108. US Weekly to publish a Twilight-dedicated magazine on June 26 (See more […]
In episode 21, the Twilight Newborns discuss the MTV Movie Awards, true love and Cullen household pets Intro Twilight mad libs from Twilight Novel Novice from Twilight by Stephenie Meyer, pages 267-68 Twilight News Peter Facinelli and Jennie Garth story about being Dr. Cullen at home. (See more at IMDB) MTV 2009 Movie Awards (See […]
In Episode 9, the Twilight Newborns discuss Kristen Stewart’s non-Oscar appearance and imprinting. Intro Pocket Edward (aka Edward Cullen action figure), so named by Lauren’s Bite blog. Twilight News Robert Pattinson appearance at the Oscars. “It’s more organized. At Twilight premieres, you think you’re going to die.” (See Pattinson Online) Kristen Stewart’s non-appearance at the […]