Newborn song: Forks, Washington Gurls
In episode 57, we perform a parody of Katy Perry’s “California Gurls.” We think Ms. Perry would approve. Forks, Washington Gurls I know a placeWhere the grass is really greenerCold, wet and wildThere must be something in the waterSippin’ on beaver juice Laying underneath the pine treesEdward Breaks his neckTry’na to creep a little sneak peek(at us)You [...]
Episode 41: The Trilogy of Doom
In Episode 41, we discuss new New Moon pocket figurines and the similarities between Edward Cullen and Kurt Cobain. Intro “Drain You” by Nirvana. Watch YouTube video of song here. Twilight News New Moon DVD Release and short review of the director’s commentary Fun April Fool’s Rumors (See more at TwilightersAnoynmous.com) MTV Movie Awards. Please [...]
Newborn song: Forks Noel
Here are our lyrics from Episode 34‘s intro, Forks Noel. Dashing all thru Forks in a beat-up Chevy truck I’ll pass that silver Volvo And make him eat my dust Past Charlie’s old house Then out past Forks High School (Go Spartans!) Drop some gifts off at the Cullens And head out to the res [...]
Website of the Week: The Cullen House in Forks
The Cullen House, aka The Miller Tree Inn Bed & Breakfast, in Forks, WA, is our Website of the Week in Episode 6. Not only do the innkeepers, Bill & Susan, speak “Twilight,” they have been named “The Cullen House” by the Forks Chamber of Commerce” Esme Cullen leaves messages for visitors on a message [...]













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