Twilight Newborns

The transformation is painful (A Twilight Series fansite and podcast)

The Forker: A song parody

In episode 16, we sang a parody of the Steve Miller Band song, The Joker. So we wanted to share our lyrics. Enjoy! The Forker Some people call me Edward Some call me the Cullen of Love Some people call me monster (whistle) Cuz I drink lots of animal blood Forks keeps talking about me, [...]

Episode 16: Get it in the neck

In episode 16, the Twilight Newborns discuss the year Edward died (1918) and Edward-era slang. Intro Parody of the Joker from Steve Miller Band Twilight News Rob Pattinson’s funny Vancouver fan encounter (Read more at RPattzDaily) Debunking of rumor of Stephenie Meyer getting sued (See Stephenie Meyer’s official website) E! The Soup—Harry Potter nerd sabotaging [...]

Inside the Action Figure Studio

Subscribe to our YouTube Channel at youtube.com/twilightnewborns

Episode 13: Cullenoscopy

In episode 13, the Twilight Newborns discuss the Twilight DVD deleted scenes and Pocket Edward’s excursions. Intro Christen has a Bill O’Reilly meltdown (See the real one on YouTube here) Twilight News Twilight DVD sales – 3 million sold on the first day (see Variety) Twilight Newborns’ DVD release party (See post) Twilight: Director’s Notebook, [...]

Volvo bling

We were passing a Volvo car dealership when we got to thinking what would be the vanity plate for Mr. Edward Cullen’s fabulous car? Here is what we came up with: IRICHUNOT – I’m Rich. You’re Not. SCKLION – Sick Lion CKMYPLSE – Check My Pulse VMPSTIC – Vampastic 2CUL4SKL – Too Cool for School [...]

Twelve Days of Twilight

In honor of the twelve days until the Twilight DVD hits the streets, here is a song written by the Twilight Newborns to help you make it until March 21. On the twelfth day of Twilight, my true love gave to me Twelve Pocket Edwards Eleven Icy Cold Ones Ten Friends at La Push Nine [...]

The Tickle Off: Elmo vs Edward

Seems like our favorite vampire is feeling a bit monsterish. Even Elmo can’t cheer him up. Since we titled Episode 9, “Tickle Me Edward,” we thought it best to get these two crazy kids together. It didn’t go too well since Edward has some self-esteem issues about being a monster, and Elmo can only talk [...]

Episode 8: Presto Change-o Dreadlocks

In episode 8, the Twilight Newborns discuss Edward as heir apparent and Twilight scandals. Intro Newborns perform J-A-C-O-B Twilight News DVD updates Eclipse release date of June 30, 2010 (See MTV blog) New Moon the Movie’s official name and logo (See MTV blog) Entertainment Weekly sneak peek Robert Pattinson scheduled to attend the Oscars Newborn [...]

Director’s Notebook Sneak Peek

I’m very much impressed with the sneak peek of Catherine Hardwicke’s upcoming Twilight: Director’s Notebook (on sale March 17, four days before the DVD drops) that is in this week’s Entertainment Weekly (Feb. 20, 2009). The sneak peak features costume designs and story boards from the movie production weaved with the director’s thoughts. It promises [...]

Episode 7: Flex Points

In episode 7, we discuss the theme of courtly love in the Twilight Series and Valentine’s Day plans with Edward. Twilight News DVD editions: Borders in the top running for the Twilight Newborns (suggested by “Fan of the Week Emeritus” Chris) Entertainment Weekly—cover story featuring Twilight and director Catherine Hardwicke (See EW’s Twilight Central here) [...]

Related Posts Plugin for WordPress, Blogger...

« go back — keep looking »

Switch to our mobile site

Switch to our mobile site