Twilight Newborns

The transformation is painful (A Twilight Series fansite and podcast)

Cup o Edward

We caught a Masen with a Mason jar! Then we put him on ice to keep him 17 and vampy fresh! Stay cool this Labor Day, kids!

Song parodies: Twilight Time, Total Eclipse of the Heart

Here are the latest song parodies from the Twilight Newborns. Twilight Time (from episode 24) Whenever you’re feeling good and horny. Its Twilight time. Grab your books and a big salami Its Twilight time. Draw yourself a bath cuz Edward’s got the goods Together at last Its Twilight time. Total Eclipse of the Heart (from [...]

New YouTube video: Edward just wants to dance

A new YouTube video from the Twilight Newborns! Enjoy! Visit our YouTube channel here.

Episode 18: Michael Sheen on a velvet couch

In episode 18, we discuss Mormonism’s influence on the Twilight Series and possible Rob Pattinson disguises. Intro “Mr. Pattinson” – Parody of Mrs. Robinson by Simon and Garfunkel Twilight News Composer of New Moon will not be Carter Burwell. Rumored to be Alexandre Desplat (See Carter Burwell’s website) Rob Pattinson #1 on USA TODAY’s Celebrity [...]

Episode 17: Cullen Kitty

In episode 17, we discuss Twilight relationships and the cougars of the Twilight series. Intro Edward Cullen baseball color commentary Twilight News New scene being filmed of Bella riding bikes with one of the men from the bar (see HisGoldenEyes.com) New Moon filming halfway completed (See video from ET) Italian filming of New Moon scheduled [...]

The Forker: A song parody

In episode 16, we sang a parody of the Steve Miller Band song, The Joker. So we wanted to share our lyrics. Enjoy! The Forker Some people call me Edward Some call me the Cullen of Love Some people call me monster (whistle) Cuz I drink lots of animal blood Forks keeps talking about me, [...]

Episode 16: Get it in the neck

In episode 16, the Twilight Newborns discuss the year Edward died (1918) and Edward-era slang. Intro Parody of the Joker from Steve Miller Band Twilight News Rob Pattinson’s funny Vancouver fan encounter (Read more at RPattzDaily) Debunking of rumor of Stephenie Meyer getting sued (See Stephenie Meyer’s official website) E! The Soup—Harry Potter nerd sabotaging [...]

Inside the Action Figure Studio

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Episode 13: Cullenoscopy

In episode 13, the Twilight Newborns discuss the Twilight DVD deleted scenes and Pocket Edward’s excursions. Intro Christen has a Bill O’Reilly meltdown (See the real one on YouTube here) Twilight News Twilight DVD sales – 3 million sold on the first day (see Variety) Twilight Newborns’ DVD release party (See post) Twilight: Director’s Notebook, [...]

Volvo bling

We were passing a Volvo car dealership when we got to thinking what would be the vanity plate for Mr. Edward Cullen’s fabulous car? Here is what we came up with: IRICHUNOT – I’m Rich. You’re Not. SCKLION – Sick Lion CKMYPLSE – Check My Pulse VMPSTIC – Vampastic 2CUL4SKL – Too Cool for School [...]

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