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The transformation is painful (A Twilight Series fansite and podcast)

Haikus by Christen

Of course, Christen couldn’t let the haiku challenge go unanswered for the “What do the Teams mean to you?” contest. Here are her original haiku’s. By Christen Justice Edward is for me Why else would he haunt my dreams? And for no one else. Drawde Your love never dies A heart full of pained longing [...]

Contest Runner-up: Katy

Katy from Northern Ireland was a runner-up in our essay contest: ““What do the Teams mean to you?” Read her essay here! By Katy: Jacob Black is a werewolf, with tanned skin, brown eyes, very tall and a kind personality. Edward Cullen is a vampire, pale, marble like skin, golden eyes, and very protective. I [...]

Poll: What should Edward Cullen be for Halloween?

Episode 30: Who Wears Short Shorts?

In Episode 30, we talk about Edward Cullen as a party pooper and Kristen Stewart’s Interview Magazine article Intro Spoof of Bella and Edward as Debbie Downer from Saturday Night Live. (Watch a real Debbie Downer clip from Hulu.com here) Twilight News Kristen Stewart in Interview Magazine (Read story at InterviewMagazine.com) Jackson Rathbone injured on [...]

Episode 29: How long does it take for a Burke ‘stache to grow?

In episode 29, we discuss the New Moon trailer that premiered at the MTV VMAs and late 19th Century Chicago as described in Erik Larson’s The Devil in the White City. Intro Parody of Pat Benatar’s We Belong Twilight News New Moon trailer premiering at the VMAs (Watch the trailer here at twilightthemovie.com) “Meet on [...]

Cup o Edward

We caught a Masen with a Mason jar! Then we put him on ice to keep him 17 and vampy fresh! Stay cool this Labor Day, kids!

Song parodies: Twilight Time, Total Eclipse of the Heart

Here are the latest song parodies from the Twilight Newborns. Twilight Time (from episode 24) Whenever you’re feeling good and horny. Its Twilight time. Grab your books and a big salami Its Twilight time. Draw yourself a bath cuz Edward’s got the goods Together at last Its Twilight time. Total Eclipse of the Heart (from [...]

New YouTube video: Edward just wants to dance

A new YouTube video from the Twilight Newborns! Enjoy! Visit our YouTube channel here.

Episode 18: Michael Sheen on a velvet couch

In episode 18, we discuss Mormonism’s influence on the Twilight Series and possible Rob Pattinson disguises. Intro “Mr. Pattinson” – Parody of Mrs. Robinson by Simon and Garfunkel Twilight News Composer of New Moon will not be Carter Burwell. Rumored to be Alexandre Desplat (See Carter Burwell’s website) Rob Pattinson #1 on USA TODAY’s Celebrity [...]

Episode 17: Cullen Kitty

In episode 17, we discuss Twilight relationships and the cougars of the Twilight series. Intro Edward Cullen baseball color commentary Twilight News New scene being filmed of Bella riding bikes with one of the men from the bar (see HisGoldenEyes.com) New Moon filming halfway completed (See video from ET) Italian filming of New Moon scheduled [...]

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