Rob waiting for you on Isle Esme

The Twilight Newborns review the Breaking Dawn Part 1 movie! In this ‘cast, we discuss:

• Wedding
• Bella’s dress
• The Denali Clan
• Killer Edward
• Jacob at the wedding
• Wolves fights
• The Pregnancy
• The Edwardian Caesarian
• Renasty & Baby Imprinting
• The Volturi
• The Charlie Swan Fan Club – “I know. I’m hot.”
• Honeymoon Edward vs Pregnancy Edward
• The Sequel renamed: “The Cottage Part II”
• Isle Esme
• The Breaking Dawn after party
• The Snow White and the Hunstman trailer
• CNew’s Breaking Dawn premiere outfit

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Cage match time! Holla!

Breaking Dawn is going to be dropping like its hot on November 18. Now that we’re reaching the Saga’s conclusion, it’s time to crush Rob and Taylor’s self-esteem and compare the two hotties.

Intro

• Once Bitten, Twice Shy by Great White

Twilight News

• Kristen Stewart talks about Breaking Dawn love scenes (See more at MSNBC.com)
• Bill Condon reveals how ‘Twilight’ fans changed the course of ‘Breaking Dawn’ (See more at the Twilight Examiner)
• ‘Twilight’ Stars Tease ‘Epic’ Finale At Comic-Con: During MTV News live stream, Elizabeth Reaser recalls ‘crying a lot’ on the last day of filming. (See more at MTV.com)
• Chilean Miners Movie Could be Portrayed by Big Names Such as Robert Pattinson (See more at Twilightish.com)

Newborn News

• Fan of the Week: BriannaNichole
• Leave us iTunes Review here!

What turns Edward on?

• Inneresting question, right? We asked it in January 2010 and we still want to know. See our online poll to find out what the Newbians are thinking!

Song Parody: All the Single Babies

• In November 2009, we shamed Jacob with this favorite jam. Renasty is getting freaky! Check it.

Twilight Newborns Podcast: Pocket Edward is ready for this

• Pocket Edward was at it again in August 2009 as we recorded him defaced a perfectly fine poster of Rob. We know you would do the same if you were PE.

Intro

• “She is brighter” by The Mitch Hansen Band

Twilight news

• 2011 will make Box Office history for releasing 27 movies sequels, making ’11 the year with the most sequels in history (See more at Slashfilm.com)
• Rob Pattinson interview by MTV about Breaking Dawn love scenes (See more at MTV.com)
• Summit releases Breaking dawn scene photo from Isle Esme (See more at MTV.com)
• Rob on the cover of April’s Vanity Fair (See more at VanityFair.com)
• Breaking Dawn filming in Vancouver (See more at BreakingDawnMovie.org)
• New Moon inspires Stevie Nicks’ new album (See more at the TwilightLexicon.com)

Newborn news

• Newborns have a new Giant Edward!
• Lara’s Comment from the last episode

And was thinking about your discussion of Victoria, and not seeing her as a villain because she did what she did out of grief and anger for the Cullens killing James. And it popped in my head that Stephanie Meyer said the same thing essentially. I think it was somewhere in the behind the scenes for Eclipse where she said something to the effect of, “To Victoria, Bella is just like a hamburger, and how would you feel if your true love was killed over some hamburger?”LOL! I remember totally cracking up over that and thinking it was nice that SM had such a good sense of humor about her books.

Meat of the Discussion – Alice’s time in the asylum

• Alice’s character description at the Twilight Lexicon
• Alice’s human life
• How does being a vampire cure you of your issues?
• How can Alice be happy despite her past?

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Intro

• “Sucked out” by Superdrag

Twilight News

• New Volvo promotion at lostinforks.com starting June 22 for a chance to win the Volvo XC60, the model that appears in Eclipse.
• The Short Second Life of Bree Tanner is released! Check out breetanner.com
• Stephenie Meyer releases her playlist for Bree Tanner. See more at stepheniemeyer.com

1. “Yes Please” – Muse
2. “Heads Will Roll” – Yeah Yeah Yeahs
3. “Midnight and I” – White Rabbits
4. “Now We Can See” – The Thermals
5. “Falling In” – Ha Ha Tonka
6. “Rocking Horse” – The Dead Weather
7. “New Noise” – Refused
8. “What If We Could” – Blue October
9. “The Royal We” – Silversun Pickups
10. “Count Me Out” – Meese
11. “Blindness” – Metric
12. “Set the Sails” – Dan Mangan

• David Slade gives a shoutout to fans on the official Twilight Saga Facebook page. See more at Twilight Saga on Facebook.
  Snooki gives advice to Robert Pattinson. See more at MTV.com.
• Kristen Stewart quote controversy. See more at LaTimes.com.
• Ladies of Twilight in Vanity Fair. See more at TwilightLexicon.com.

Newborn News

• Poll: Who are you excited to see in the Eclipse movie?
• Newborns scope out Hot Topic and Suncoast
• Buy Twilight Newborns merch for Eclipse at CafePress

Meat – How awesome is Edward?

• Edward Cullen’s character profile on TwilightLexicon.com
• Edward’s best saga moments
• Edward is the gateway drug to Jacob
• Dream dates with Edward

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Intro

• “Drain You” by Nirvana. Watch YouTube video of song here.

Twilight News

• New Moon DVD Release and short review of the director’s commentary
• Fun April Fool’s Rumors (See more at TwilightersAnoynmous.com)
• MTV Movie Awards. Please vote for New Moon!
• Announcement of Stephenie Meyer’s novella, “The Short Second Life of Bree Tanner.” (See more at BreeTanner.com)

Newborn News

• Pocket Jacob broke foot during New Moon DVD release party
• Forums are coming!
• Fan of the Week: Brianna

Meat of the Discussion: Edward Cullen vs Kurt Cobain

Whoa! Seriously, dude. You can have Miley Cyrus.

• Wikipedia article on Kurt Cobain
• Vitamin R and Rainier Beer – Wikipedia article
• Similarities between small town Washington (Aberdeen and Forks)
• Rob Pattinson and fame
• Obsession with the Pacific Northwest
• My So Called Life (See episode 14 of the Twilight Newborns podcast)

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What's Edward checking out??

Inspired by our podcast, Episode 36: Little Renasty, Big World.

Intro

• “All the Single Babies,”  a parody of All the Single Ladies by Beyonce

Twilight News

• New Moon less than two weeks away for United States
• Taylor Swift in Saturday Night Live Twilight parody (See Twilight Lexicon for more info and to watch the parody)
• New Moon Mall Tour at Hot Topic – Los Angles was first stop (Read more at NewMoonMovie.org)
• Stephenie Meyer on The Oprah Winfrey Show on Friday, November 13th (Read more at NewMoonMovie.org)
• Vanity Fair photos/interview with Rob Pattinson – corn on the cob and lobster Rob (See more at VanityFair.com)

Newborn news

• Twilight Newborns attending an advanced screening cuz we shelled out the cash
• Poll: What should Edward Cullen be for Halloween?
• Fan of the Week: Jaz from Indiana via voicemail

Meat of the Discussion – Edward’s Mother’s Ring

• Eclipse chapter 20 “Compromise” (See chapter summary at TwilightLexicon.com)
• How does Edward get the ring?
• Would Edward lie to Bella to get her to wear something nice?

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By Christen

Justice
Edward is for me
Why else would he haunt my dreams?
And for no one else.

Drawde
Your love never dies
A heart full of pained longing
You sure are sexy.

Here’s one for Jacob…

Sunny Day
Fun, sweet and true
A love filled with adventure
Jacob knows you well.

And here’s one for the Newborns…

Newborn Hunters
We sure are thirsty
Our ideas invade your world
You can’t escape us.

Here’s a shameless plug…

Throughput
Hear us on iTunes?
Another hungry Newborn
Writes us a review.

and for dej… to boost his spirits in the pokey.

Dejy Goat Gruff
Heady with freedom
We all adore your antics
Lunch is never served.

By Katy:

Jacob Black is a werewolf, with tanned skin, brown eyes, very tall and a kind personality. Edward Cullen is a vampire, pale, marble like skin, golden eyes, and very protective.

I am the palest white you have ever seen, most people think I’m sick most of the time. So, because Jacob is so tanned, if I stood beside him then id look like a ghost and id rather not. Edward is pale so that I would totally blend in with him and we could be two white “ghosts” prancing down the street together.

I know its crazy but Taylor Lautner kind of ruins Jacob Black for me. I know, I know he’s ‘sooo hot!!’ but he isn’t my kind of guy. But I don’t hate “Jacob Black”. I understand why he is so clingy to Bella and why he felt he couldn’t just give up Bella to Edward without a fight. I understood him more after I finished Breaking Dawn.

I still can’t help but feel a little resentment towards him for what he did in Eclipse though. That was just going a litttle too far — far enough for me to growl (more meow) at the book and shout at typed text. But I have to congradulate him for breaking Bellas hand because if he hadn’t kissed Bella (haha) then Bella wouldn’t have broken her wrist and so Edward wouldn’t have come and threatened Jacob and then Charlie wouldn’t have been able to “try” to split up the “fight” over Bella. Oh Charlie J

I used to be Team Switzerland but meh…I’ve come to terms and have “grown up”.

I am Team Edward, because as masochistic and complicated their relationship might be at times, they are still the definition of that electrical, passionate, neverending love that we all seek and hope to grab one day. He ties her all together and makes her one happy little woman in a way that Jacob never could. She LOVED Jacob, but she could live WITHOUT him — not so with Edward. I am a firm believer that Bella might’ve died (J), had Edward not come back into her life. I am Team Edward for Bella Swan.

~Katy (N.Ireland)

Edward needed an extra large pirate hat to cover his hair.

Intro

• Spoof of Bella and Edward as Debbie Downer from Saturday Night Live. (Watch a real Debbie Downer clip from Hulu.com here)

Twilight News

• Kristen Stewart in Interview Magazine (Read story at InterviewMagazine.com)
• Jackson Rathbone injured on the set of Eclipse but is okay (Read more at MTV.com)
• Taylor Launter is embarrassed by all the attention of his new body (See Chicago Tribute)
• Dakota Fanning leaving Vancouver. (see more at OnTheFlix.com)
• Ashley Greene is on twitter at twitter.com/AshleyMGreene
• Alex Rice has been cast as Sue Clearwater (see more at EclipseMovie.org)
• New Moon the Soundtrack

• Preorder on Amazon.com
• Also preorder on iTunes. (Read more about bonus songs at MTV.com)

Newborn News

• Twilight Newborns Contest extended to October 7. Write to us and talk about your favorite Team! Read more details here.
• Visit our Cafepress store
• Our Voicemail: (513) 252-2895
• Poll: Besides Jacob, which Team Wolf Pack member would you want to be in the doghouse with?
• Fan of the Week: Brewers_rock from iTunes

Meat of the Discussion: Edward Cullen as a Party Pooper

• Do the Cullens keep Edward around because of his gift?
• Edward as Emo
• Piano-playing
• Compatibility of Edward and Bella as homebodies

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Intro

• Parody of Pat Benatar’s We Belong

Twilight News

• New Moon trailer premiering at the VMAs (Watch the trailer here at twilightthemovie.com)
• “Meet on the Equinox” song by Death Cab for Cutie (Listen to the song here at mtv.com)
• Kristen Stewart’s wig on Eclipse
• New Moon showtimes on sale in select U.S. locations. Buy tickets now.
• Team Jacob and Team Edward corn mazes in Utah (Read more at DeseretNews.com)
• Kellan Lutz and Peter Facinelli go to yoga together (Read more at CullenBoysAnonymous.com)
• Bella Swan’s birthday – September 13
• Renesmee Carlie Cullen’s birthday – September 10
• Boo Boo Stewart has been cast as Seth Clearwater in Eclipse (See an interview with him at TwilightLexicon.com)

Newborn News

• New Pocket Edward Youtube video – Watch it here!
• Fan of the week: iamatwihard
• Twilight Newborn contest until Sept 30! Essay: What Team are you on and why? Email us at twilightnewborns AT gmail.com

Meat of the Discussion: Edward Masen’s Chicago as described in The Devil in the White City

• Wikipedia entry about The Devil in the White City
• Wikipedia entry about 1893 Chicago’s World Fair
• Chicago at the time was somewhere a person could easily go missing and many did
• Very dirty, crowded and chaotic – stockyards were a major tourist attraction
• The Jungle by Upton Sinclair also describes Chicago during Edward’s human time. See the Wikipedia entry about The Jungle.
• Similarities between serial killers and vampires
• Edward’s parents may have met at the Chicago World’s Fair
• H.H.Holmes – first American serial killer. Could he have been a vampire hiding his victims’ remains?

Outtakes

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Stay cool this Labor Day, kids!

Twilight Time (from episode 24)

Whenever you’re feeling good and horny.
Its Twilight time.
Grab your books and a big salami
Its Twilight time.
Draw yourself a bath
cuz Edward’s got the goods
Together at last
Its Twilight time.

Total Eclipse of the Heart (from episode 23)

Once upon a time there where vamps in my life
Now there’s only wolves in the dark
Don’t know what to do
a total eclipse of the heart.

Turn around, gold eyes
everyone now and then you break my heart
and I need you now tonight
and I need you more than ever
and if you’ll only take a bite
we won’t have to hold out forever
and we’ll only be making it right
cuz we’ll need to be wrong together

We can make it to the end of the night
getting old is like a shadow on me all the time
I really need you to bite!
forever’s gonna start tonight

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Intro

• “Mr. Pattinson” – Parody of Mrs. Robinson by Simon and Garfunkel

Twilight News

• Composer of New Moon will not be Carter Burwell. Rumored to be Alexandre Desplat (See Carter Burwell’s website)
• Rob Pattinson #1 on USA TODAY’s Celebrity Heat Index for the first time this past week (See USA Today)
• Michael Sheen is in Vancouver and Stephenie Meyer in Vancouver (See HisGoldenEyes.com)
• Ashley Greene’s interview with OK! Magazine (See OK!)

Newborn News

• Polls:  Do you think Déjeuner can do better than this tasty treat? and Who is the HOTTEST Zombie in New Moon?
• Merch purchasing on eBay for PJs and Suncoast
• Fan of the Week: LexxyKat

Meat of Discussion- Mormonism’s influence on Twilight Series

• See Wikipedia article
• Stephenie Meyer is a Mormon
• Gender roles in Mormonism
• Men as prophets- Is Edward like a prophet?
• Is Bella and Edward part of an “celestial marriage”?
• Eroticism of Twilight versus the spirituality of the characters
• Recommended reading: Under the Banner of Heaven by Jon Krakauer

Ways Rob could disguise himself from fangirls

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Intro

• Edward Cullen baseball color commentary

Twilight News

• New scene being filmed of Bella riding bikes with one of the men from the bar (see HisGoldenEyes.com)
• New Moon filming halfway completed (See video from ET)
• Italian filming of New Moon scheduled for end of May (See video from ET)
• Breaking Dawn – Will it be made into a movie? (See Entertainment Weekly)
• Rob Pattinson baby photos (See Pattinson Online)

Newborn News

• Polls: Which one of “The Boys” from Twilight is the sexiest?, Whose Mother’s Day gift is Esme’s favorite? and Should the Twilight Newborns record a DVD commentary?
• Fan of the Week Emeritus: Lara from Denver
• New t-shirt design: Renasty Award Winner
• How to dream of Rob

Meat of the Discussion – Twilight Relationships

• Christen and Edward
• Bella and Edward
• Bella and Jacob
• Carlisle and Esme
• Rosalie and Emmett
• Alice and Jasper
• Angela and Ben
• Jessica and Mike
• Renee and Phil
• Renee and Charlie
• Victoria and James
• Irina and Laurent

The Cougars of Twilight

• Rosalie, Esme, Renee and special shoutout to Edward

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So we wanted to share our lyrics. Enjoy!

The Forker

Some people call me Edward
Some call me the Cullen of Love
Some people call me monster (whistle)
Cuz I drink lots of animal blood

Forks keeps talking about me, baby
saying there’s something wrong
But don’t you worry don’t worry now
don’t worry pretty Bella
Cuz I’m right here right here right here
living at home.

Intro

• Parody of the Joker from Steve Miller Band

Twilight News

• Rob Pattinson’s funny Vancouver fan encounter (Read more at RPattzDaily)
• Debunking of rumor of Stephenie Meyer getting sued (See Stephenie Meyer’s official website)
• E! The Soup—Harry Potter nerd sabotaging Twilight (Read more about The Soup here)
• Bella’s house filming (Read more at Surrey Now)
• Wolf Pack photo in USA Today (See USA Today)
• ET New Moon interview. (See ET Twilight news here)
• David Slade to be Eclipse Director (See HisGoldenEyes.com)

Newborn News

• Polls: Which one of the New Moon actors is the most ‘Dork Hot’? Which Twilight characters are most likely to hook up if the series were to continue? and Should the Twilight Newborns record a DVD commentary?
• Fans of the Week: Jedee and Smile ‘Ox from iTunes
• new phone number for voicemail
• Renasty Award Winner tshirt to go on CafePress store this week

Meat of the Discussion: 1918—The Year Edward died

• See Wikipedia article
• U.S. President was Woodrow Wilson
• World War I (1914-1918) 15 million killed
• Czar Nicholas II and family assassinated
• Chicago Restaurant Poisonings arrests- more than 100 waiters are taken into custody, for poisoning restaurant customers with a lethal powder called Mickey Finn (drugs).
• The Spanish Flu becomes pandemic; over 25 million people die in the following 6 months (almost twice as many as died during the war).
• Marriage age: 1900: For men: 25.9 years in 1900. For Women: 22 years. Currently the average age at marriage in the US is 26.8 years for men, and 25.1 years for women. (From wisegeek.com)

Slang terms from Edward’s time

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Intro

• Christen has a Bill O’Reilly meltdown (See the real one on YouTube here)

Twilight News

• Twilight DVD sales – 3 million sold on the first day (see Variety)
• Twilight Newborns’ DVD release party (See post)
• Twilight: Director’s Notebook, will debut at #1 on this Sunday’s New York Times bestseller list (See Entertainment Weekly)
• Rob Pattinson’s stinky rumors reach an apex (See MTV)
• Biting child (see Des Moines Register)
• New Moon countdown: 229 days

Newborn news

• Poll: What is your favorite special feature on the Twilight DVD?
• Twilight Game review
• Pocket Edward Got frisked at the airport
• Vancouver spy

Meat of Discussion – More DVD review

• Deleted scenes
• Nomads kissing scenes
• Esme and carlise
• DVD commentary – eyebrows
• Target edition: Edward’s fantasy in the classroom

Bloopers

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Don't touch my precious Volvo!

We were passing a Volvo car dealership when we got to thinking what would be the vanity plate for Mr. Edward Cullen’s fabulous car? Here is what we came up with:

• IRICHUNOT – I’m Rich. You’re Not.
• SCKLION – Sick Lion
• CKMYPLSE – Check My Pulse
• VMPSTIC – Vampastic
• 2CUL4SKL – Too Cool for School
• HTCHBCK – Hatchback
• CULHNDED – Cool Hand Ed
• 4EVRYNG – Forever young
• SEE YA – (cus he drives fast)
• ILL DRVE (cus he always does)
• LKAVRGN – Like a Virgin
• 1WMNMAN – One Woman Man
• NOSLEEP
• FSTEDDI – Fast Eddie
• BELABOY- Bella’s Boy
• SHUTUP (Edward is tired of hearing our problems, y’all)
• IKNOWU – I Know You
• BADGUY
• SPDRMNY – Spider monkey
• ALPHAED – Alpha Edward
• MONSTER
• HTEMEIDO – Hate me. I do.
• HTCHBCK – Hatchback
• BSBLBOY – Baseball Boy
• 108VRGN – 108-year-old Virgin
• IHTTNYA – I Hate Tanya (Get the hint, girl!)
• BYODEER – Bring Your Own Deer

Then we got to thinking what would be the bumper sticker that Edward would let stick to her (Sorry, Edward) his precious Volvo? Here are some possibilities.

• Forks PD Booster.
• My other car is a big-ass Jeep.
• Try to keep up.
• You can drive my car when you pry the keys from my cold dead hands.
• If you can read this, I’m driving too slow.
• Dazzle happens.
• Vote Carlisle for Prez in ’12.
• I’d rather be hunting.

What are your ideas for the plates or bumper stickers for Edward’s car?

On the twelfth day of Twilight, my true love gave to me
Twelve Pocket Edwards
Eleven Icy Cold Ones
Ten Friends at La Push
Nine Dreams of Edward
Eight Ravioli
Seven Days of ‘no shows’
Six Cullens dating
Five Golden Onions
Four Giant Novels
Three Nomads Killing
Two Movie Passes
and an Edward in a DVD

–From Episode 11

Seems like our favorite vampire is feeling a bit monsterish. Even Elmo can’t cheer him up.

Since we titled Episode 9, “Tickle Me Edward,” we thought it best to get these two crazy kids together. It didn’t go too well since Edward has some self-esteem issues about being a monster, and Elmo can only talk in the third person.  Cullens hate that.

But we hope they will warm up to each other soon. We think they just need time.

Intro

• Newborns perform J-A-C-O-B

Twilight News

• DVD updates
• Eclipse release date of June 30, 2010 (See MTV blog)
• New Moon the Movie’s official name and logo (See MTV blog)
  
• Entertainment Weekly sneak peek
• Robert Pattinson scheduled to attend the Oscars

Newborn News

• The Newborns on New & Notable on iTunes
• New to Top 21 Twilight Sites
• poll update: Who would you vote for President?

Meat of Discussion: Edward as heir apparent for Carlisle

• Is Edward Carlisle’s succession plan?
• Would the coven stay together if Carlisle died?

Twilight Scandals

Renaming Twilight “The Top 10″

Website of the Week

• twitter.com/fakerpattz

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The sneak peak features costume designs and story boards from the movie production weaved with the director’s thoughts. It promises to have more behinds-the-scenes goodness, but with less polish and more heart than the Twilight Illustrated Movie Companion, and demonstrates, yet again, how connected Hardwicke is to the fans.

We tried about 10 times to get the apple shot— the clock was ticking—I started thinking this was a really dumb idea. I almost gave up – but we got it on take 13…my lucky number.
–Catherine Hardwicke (Entertainment Weekly, Feb. 20, 2009)

Some other tidbits from EW that are irresistible:

• A water-colored sketch of Edward/Robert with long “timeless” long hair reminiscent of 1986.
• A “trivia note” on the woman behind the voice that rises when Edward arrives on the screen for the first time: Lizzie Pattinson, Robert’s sister.
• The meadow scene was shot in LA at a golf course and was “carpeted” with ferns, flowers and other foliage to achieve that Pacific Northwest look.

~Melissa

Are you planning to buy Catherine Hardwicke’s Director’s Notebook?

Twilight News

• DVD editions: Borders in the top running for the Twilight Newborns (suggested by “Fan of the Week Emeritus” Chris)
• Entertainment Weekly—cover story featuring Twilight and director Catherine Hardwicke (See EW’s Twilight Central here)

Newborns News

• Origins of Déjeuner, our podcasting mascot and mountain goat
• Physical description of the goat
• Name meaning: Lunch in French
• Name inspiration: Robert Pattinson’s running abilities (see MTV interview)
• Poll update: Which Twilight Character do you want to spend Valentine’s Day with?
• Fan of the Week: Jolene for her website comment

Meat of the Discussion: The theme of courtly love in the Twilight Series

• Description of courtly love on Wikipedia (Wik it!)

Courtly love was a medieval European conception of nobly and chivalrously expressing love and admiration.[1] Generally, courtly love was secret and between members of the nobility.[2] It was also generally not practiced between husband and wife.

Source: Wikipedia

Stages of courtly love
•    Attraction to the lady, usually via eyes/glance
•    Worship of the lady from afar
•    Declaration of passionate devotion
•    Virtuous rejection by the lady
•    Renewed wooing with oaths of virtue and eternal fealty
•    Moans of approaching death from unsatisfied desire (and other physical manifestations of lovesickness)
•    Heroic deeds of valor which win the lady’s heart
•    Consummation of the secret love
•    Endless adventures and subterfuges avoiding detection

Source: Wikipedia

Valentine’s Day and Edward

• Sidetracked to “What chores do the Cullens do around the house?”

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Even Jim Halpert knows to stay away from Edward Cullen.

We broke it down carefully, y’all. We considered sense of humor, body temperature, the ability to bring home a paycheck, hair style and their tendency to love women for who they are on the inside. (Ain’t love grand?) Could they even be BFFs?

Could you love a witty paper salesman as much as a rich, intelligent, dazzling vampire?

Read more about NBC’s The Office.

Esme Cullen leaves messages for visitors on a message board by the front door of the inn, and the mailbox bears the Cullen name. Guests that choose to stay at the Miller Tree Inn are treated to warm hospitality by the Cullen’s innkeepers,. They invite you to stay with them, and let you decide which character lives in your choice of rooms. Don’t worry, the rooms all have comfortable beds. Bill & Susan know that humans need their sleep!

Source: The Cullen House website

The photos on this site are a MUST SEE. Edward helps around the inn by shoveling snow, making breakfast for guests and decorating Bella’s truck for Valentine’s Day. Edward’s so thoughtful.

cullenhouse.blogspot.com

Intro

• An offering to Chris Weitz from The Newborns  of an experimental soundtrack for New Moon.

Twilight News

• Catherine Hardwicke’s Twilight: Director’s Notebook out March 17 (See Amazon)
• New Moon teaser trailer on Blu-ray (See The HD Room)
• New Moon the Movie: Production filming in Volterra in May (See Variety)
• Stephen King on Stephenie Meyer (See E! Online)

Newborn News

• Edward’s bedroom wall update
• Poll update: What crazy thing would you do to hear Edward’s voice?
• Fan of the Week: Sia (via email)

Meat of the Discussion: Edward Cullen versus Jim Halpert from NBC’s The Office

• Funny man vs. serious man
• Working man vs. leisure man
• Choosing ‘everyday’ women in Pam and Bella
• Read more about The Office at NBC’s website

Newborns’ New Moon the Movie Taglines

Renasty Award

• Bella’s Womb o’ Felt

Website of the Week

• cullenhouse.blogspot.com (Miller Tree Inn Bed & Breakfast, aka “The Cullen House” in Forks, WA)

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