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Episode 45: Eclipse Movie Review – Bonus Time!

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Episode 45: The Safe House Episode

In episode 45, we discuss how awesome Edward is and Volvo’s new Twilight promotion. Intro “Sucked out” by Superdrag Twilight News New Volvo promotion at lostinforks.com starting June 22 for a chance to win the Volvo XC60, the model that appears in Eclipse. The Short Second Life of Bree Tanner is released! Check out breetanner.com [...]

Episode 41: The Trilogy of Doom

In Episode 41, we discuss new New Moon pocket figurines and the similarities between Edward Cullen and Kurt Cobain. Intro “Drain You” by Nirvana. Watch YouTube video of song here. Twilight News New Moon DVD Release and short review of the director’s commentary Fun April Fool’s Rumors (See more at TwilightersAnoynmous.com) MTV Movie Awards. Please [...]

Quiz: What turns Edward on?

Inspired by our podcast, Episode 36: Little Renasty, Big World.

Episode 32: Stephenie’s Gayle

In episode 32, we discuss the upcoming New Moon movie, Stephenie Meyer’s scheduled appearance on the Oprah Winfry Show and Bella’s engagement ring. Intro “All the Single Babies,”  a parody of All the Single Ladies by Beyonce Twilight News New Moon less than two weeks away for United States Taylor Swift in Saturday Night Live [...]

Haikus by Christen

Of course, Christen couldn’t let the haiku challenge go unanswered for the “What do the Teams mean to you?” contest. Here are her original haiku’s. By Christen Justice Edward is for me Why else would he haunt my dreams? And for no one else. Drawde Your love never dies A heart full of pained longing [...]

Contest Runner-up: Katy

Katy from Northern Ireland was a runner-up in our essay contest: ““What do the Teams mean to you?” Read her essay here! By Katy: Jacob Black is a werewolf, with tanned skin, brown eyes, very tall and a kind personality. Edward Cullen is a vampire, pale, marble like skin, golden eyes, and very protective. I [...]

Poll: What should Edward Cullen be for Halloween?

Episode 30: Who Wears Short Shorts?

In Episode 30, we talk about Edward Cullen as a party pooper and Kristen Stewart’s Interview Magazine article Intro Spoof of Bella and Edward as Debbie Downer from Saturday Night Live. (Watch a real Debbie Downer clip from Hulu.com here) Twilight News Kristen Stewart in Interview Magazine (Read story at InterviewMagazine.com) Jackson Rathbone injured on [...]

Episode 29: How long does it take for a Burke ‘stache to grow?

In episode 29, we discuss the New Moon trailer that premiered at the MTV VMAs and late 19th Century Chicago as described in Erik Larson’s The Devil in the White City. Intro Parody of Pat Benatar’s We Belong Twilight News New Moon trailer premiering at the VMAs (Watch the trailer here at twilightthemovie.com) “Meet on [...]

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