Twilight Newborns

The transformation is painful (A Twilight Series fansite and podcast)

Quiz: What turns Edward on?

Inspired by our podcast, Episode 36: Little Renasty, Big World.

Episode 32: Stephenie’s Gayle

In episode 32, we discuss the upcoming New Moon movie, Stephenie Meyer’s scheduled appearance on the Oprah Winfry Show and Bella’s engagement ring.
Intro

“All the Single Babies,”  a parody of All the Single Ladies by Beyonce

Twilight News

New Moon less than two weeks away for United States
Taylor Swift in Saturday Night Live Twilight parody (See Twilight Lexicon [...]

Haikus by Christen

Of course, Christen couldn’t let the haiku challenge go unanswered for the “What do the Teams mean to you?” contest. Here are her original haiku’s.
By Christen
Justice
Edward is for me
Why else would he haunt my dreams?
And for no one else.
Drawde
Your love never dies
A heart full of pained longing
You sure are sexy.
Here’s one for Jacob…
Sunny Day
Fun, [...]

Contest Runner-up: Katy

Katy from Northern Ireland was a runner-up in our essay contest: ““What do the Teams mean to you?” Read her essay here!
By Katy:
Jacob Black is a werewolf, with tanned skin, brown eyes, very tall and a kind personality. Edward Cullen is a vampire, pale, marble like skin, golden eyes, and very protective.
I am the palest [...]

Poll: What should Edward Cullen be for Halloween?

Episode 30: Who Wears Short Shorts?

In Episode 30, we talk about Edward Cullen as a party pooper and Kristen Stewart’s Interview Magazine article
Intro

Spoof of Bella and Edward as Debbie Downer from Saturday Night Live. (Watch a real Debbie Downer clip from Hulu.com here)

Twilight News

Kristen Stewart in Interview Magazine (Read story at InterviewMagazine.com)
Jackson Rathbone injured on the set of Eclipse but [...]

Episode 29: How long does it take for a Burke ’stache to grow?

In episode 29, we discuss the New Moon trailer that premiered at the MTV VMAs and late 19th Century Chicago as described in Erik Larson’s The Devil in the White City.

Intro

Parody of Pat Benatar’s We Belong

Twilight News

New Moon trailer premiering at the VMAs (Watch the trailer here at twilightthemovie.com)
“Meet on the Equinox” song by Death [...]

Cup o Edward

We caught a Masen with a Mason jar! Then we put him on ice to keep him 17 and vampy fresh!
Stay cool this Labor Day, kids!

Song parodies: Twilight Time, Total Eclipse of the Heart

Here are the latest song parodies from the Twilight Newborns.
Twilight Time (from episode 24)
Whenever you’re feeling good and horny.
Its Twilight time.
Grab your books and a big salami
Its Twilight time.
Draw yourself a bath
cuz Edward’s got the goods
Together at last
Its Twilight time.
Total Eclipse of the Heart (from episode 23)
Once upon a time there where vamps in my [...]

New YouTube video: Edward just wants to dance

A new YouTube video from the Twilight Newborns! Enjoy!
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