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Contest Runner-up: Cari

Cari was a runner-up in our essay contest: ““What do the Teams mean to you?” Read her essay here! By Cari: What Team Edward means to me…. What being on Team Edward means I am cheering for him and believe he should get to be with Bella.  I know Jacob is the logical choice but [...]

Contest Runner-up: Katy

Katy from Northern Ireland was a runner-up in our essay contest: ““What do the Teams mean to you?” Read her essay here! By Katy: Jacob Black is a werewolf, with tanned skin, brown eyes, very tall and a kind personality. Edward Cullen is a vampire, pale, marble like skin, golden eyes, and very protective. I [...]

Song parodies: Twilight Time, Total Eclipse of the Heart

Here are the latest song parodies from the Twilight Newborns. Twilight Time (from episode 24) Whenever you’re feeling good and horny. Its Twilight time. Grab your books and a big salami Its Twilight time. Draw yourself a bath cuz Edward’s got the goods Together at last Its Twilight time. Total Eclipse of the Heart (from [...]

Bella Cheatin’ Songs

In episode 20, we talk about songs Bella might like as she is waffling between Team Edward and Team Jacob. The Night the Lights Went Out in Georgia – Vicki Lawrence Another Man Loved Me Last Night – Loretta Lynn All I Wanna Do – Heart Straight Tequila Night – John Anderson She Just Started [...]

Episode 20: Love Pattz

In episode 20, the Twilight Newborns discuss Bella’s kiss with Jacob and Top 5 Bella cheating songs. Intro Newborns sing “Peeps in Rainy Places”– spoof of Garth Brooks’  “Friends in Low Places” Twilight News MTV Movie Awards to be aired May 31, 2009 New Moon trailer – See Entertainment Tonight for a sneak preview Robert [...]

Episode 10: Can’t Shake Carlisle

In episode 10, the Twilight Newborns discuss Bella’s super vampire powers and the Cullens’ Oscar Night. Intro Local TV news from Forks, WA Twilight News More Kristen Stewart interviews (KStew Apology-gate) (See E! Online Exclusive) Twilight board game is being released (See product details at Amazon) Need for a Twilight video game Twilight DVD update [...]

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