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	<title>Twilight Newborns</title>
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		<title>Newborn Song: Jacob&#8217;s Girl</title>
		<description><![CDATA[In episode 64, we take Jacob to task for dating a&#8230;uh&#8230;baby. Enjoy our lyrics! How I wish that I had Jacob&#8217;s girl, I wish that I had Jacob&#8217;s girl Where can I find a baby like that! And she&#8217;s watching him with those creepy eyes And she&#8217;s lovin&#8217; him with that freak body, I just [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Episode 64: Making Flap Jacks</title>
		<description><![CDATA[In episode 64, we discuss the Breaking Dawn Part I impending DVD release and whether Edward can hear animal thoughts. Intro &#8220;Jacob&#8217;s Girl&#8221; &#8211; a Twilight Newborns parody of Jessie&#8217;s Girl Twilight News The Twilight Saga:  Breaking Dawn, Part 1&#8242; DVD and Blu-Ray will be available February 11, just in time for Valentine&#8217;s Day. Get [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.twilightnewborns.com/2012/01/episode-64-making-flap-jacks/</link>
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		<title>Episode 63: Extra Special New Moon Commentary</title>
		<description><![CDATA[In episode 63, the Twilight Newborns do their New Moon commentary. Woot!! Listen as we watch the movie! So get some popcorn and turn on your tube, turn down the volume and watch New Moon with us! Also continue to share your thoughts on Breaking Dawn with us! We&#8217;re going to share the army&#8217;s Breaking [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.twilightnewborns.com/2011/12/episode-63-extra-specialnew-moon-commentary/</link>
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		<title>Episode 62 : Breaking Dawn Part 1 Movie Review &#8211; Go Get an Island</title>
		<description><![CDATA[The Twilight Newborns review the Breaking Dawn Part 1 movie! In this &#8216;cast, we discuss: Wedding Bella’s dress The Denali Clan Killer Edward Jacob at the wedding Wolves fights The Pregnancy The Edwardian Caesarian Renasty &#38; Baby Imprinting The Volturi The Charlie Swan Fan Club – &#8220;I know. I’m hot.&#8221; Honeymoon Edward vs Pregnancy Edward The [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.twilightnewborns.com/2011/11/episode-62-breaking-dawn-part-1-movie-review-go-get-an-island/</link>
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		<title>YouTube Video: Breaking Dawn Get Your Freak On</title>
		<description><![CDATA[What&#8217;s better than celebrating the Breaking Dawn Part 1 premiere than with a new Pockets video!?! Nuthin&#8217;, we say! Enjoy Pocket Edward and co. gettin&#8217; their freakies going!]]></description>
		<link>http://www.twilightnewborns.com/2011/11/youtube-video-breaking-dawn-get-your-freak-on/</link>
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		<title>Episode 61: Cup of Hoff</title>
		<description><![CDATA[In episode 61, we discuss the upcoming Breaking Dawn Part 1 premiere and what Edward might have asked Alice before proposing to Bella.  Intro &#8220;Bullet With Butterfly Wing&#8221; by the Smashing Pumpkins Twilight News Breaking Dawn Part 1 U.S. premiere is happening in Los Angeles on Monday, Nov. 14. The Official Twilight Convention is having [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.twilightnewborns.com/2011/11/episode-61-cup-of-hoff/</link>
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		<title>Poll: Hottest in Breaking Dawn</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Breaking Dawn is going to be dropping like its hot on November 18. Now that we&#8217;re reaching the Saga&#8217;s conclusion, it&#8217;s time to crush Rob and Taylor&#8217;s self-esteem and compare the two hotties. &#160;]]></description>
		<link>http://www.twilightnewborns.com/2011/10/poll-hottest-in-breaking-dawn/</link>
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		<title>Episode 60: Sparkle Fingers</title>
		<description><![CDATA[In episode 60, we discuss the Breaking Dawn Soundtrack and the shelf-life of vampire venom. Twilight News Countdown to Breaking Dawn Park 1! See more at the official movie website. Breaking Dawn soundtrack available November 8, 2011. Read more at the official website. Watch the first three &#8216;Twilight&#8217; films before the release of &#8216;Breaking Dawn&#8217; with [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.twilightnewborns.com/2011/10/episode-60-sparkle-fingers/</link>
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		<title>Episode 59: The Official Twilight Convention</title>
		<description><![CDATA[In episode 59, the Twilight Newborns discuss their experience at The Official Twilight Convention in Cincinnati in August 2011. And it’s a car cast, people! Intro New Twilight Newborns Theme Song! Meat of the Discussion &#8211; The Official Twilight Convention Overview Read more at their website Our comparison to TwiCon. Here our TwiCon podcasts here, here [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.twilightnewborns.com/2011/09/episode-59-the-official-twilight-convention/</link>
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		<title>TwiTour in Cincy!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[The Twilight Newborns are attending the Official Twilight Convention in Cincinnati. Check out our photo gallery! &#160;]]></description>
		<link>http://www.twilightnewborns.com/2011/08/twitour-in-cincy/</link>
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		<title>Episode 58: Did you order the Midnite Sun?</title>
		<description><![CDATA[In Episode 58, we discuss the Breaking Dawn cast at Comic-Con and Bella&#8217;s pregnancy. Intro Once Bitten, Twice Shy by Great White Twilight News Kristen Stewart talks about Breaking Dawn love scenes (See more at MSNBC.com) Bill Condon reveals how &#8216;Twilight&#8217; fans changed the course of &#8216;Breaking Dawn&#8217; (See more at the Twilight Examiner) &#8216;Twilight&#8217; [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.twilightnewborns.com/2011/08/episode-58-did-you-order-the-midnite-sun/</link>
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		<title>Newborns Vault: New Moon Songs, Smouldering for Ivee, 100 Monkeys</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Let&#8217;s celebrate the absurdity of the Twilight Newborns over the past three years. Enjoy these gems from the past! The list of New Moon songs in order of the movie The Twilight Saga: New Moon Soundtrack (Various Artists) and Twilight Saga: New Moon Score by Alexandre Desplat are sold separately. Here is a list of the songs [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.twilightnewborns.com/2011/08/newborns-vault-new-moon-songs-smouldering-for-ivee-100-monkeys/</link>
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		<title>Poll: Breaking Dawn transformations</title>
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		<link>http://www.twilightnewborns.com/2011/07/poll-breaking-dawn-transformations/</link>
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		<title>Newborn song: Forks, Washington Gurls</title>
		<description><![CDATA[In episode 57, we perform a parody of Katy Perry&#8217;s &#8220;California Gurls.&#8221; We think Ms. Perry would approve. Forks, Washington Gurls I know a placeWhere the grass is really greenerCold, wet and wildThere must be something in the waterSippin&#8217; on beaver juice Laying underneath the pine treesEdward Breaks his neckTry&#8217;na to creep a little sneak peek(at us)You [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.twilightnewborns.com/2011/07/newborn-song-forks-washington-gurls/</link>
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		<title>Episode 57: Riding to Finishtown</title>
		<description><![CDATA[In episode 57, we discuss the Breaking Dawn Part 1 trailer and compare Harry Potter to Twilight. Intro   A parody of Katy Perry&#8217;s California Gurls Twilight News Breaking Dawn Part 1 trailer Historic Columbia River Gorge inn catches fire, the inn from Twilight the Movie. See more from KATU.com Kristen Stewart&#8217;s upcoming film, &#8220;Snow [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.twilightnewborns.com/2011/07/episode-57-riding-to-finishtown/</link>
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		<title>Forums down</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Hi y&#8217;all&#8211;The Twilight Newborns Forums are down but we&#8217;re working on getting everything fixed and back up as soon as we can!]]></description>
		<link>http://www.twilightnewborns.com/2011/06/forums-down/</link>
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		<title>Episode 56: The EXTRA SPECIAL Twilight Newborns&#8217; Twilight Commentary</title>
		<description><![CDATA[In episode 56, we watch Twilight the Movie and provide our own special commentary to the action. Are you game? HELLZ YEAH, YOU ARE! Let&#8217;s get this &#8216;cast a going! Listen Now! Subscribe through iTunes!﻿ &#160;]]></description>
		<link>http://www.twilightnewborns.com/2011/05/episode-56-the-extra-special-twilight-newborns-twilight-commentary/</link>
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		<title>Newborns Vault: Pump Up the Jams, Edward turn-ons and All the Single Babies</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Hi all! We&#8217;re starting a new feature celebrating the absurdity of the Twilight Newborns over the past three years. Enjoy these gems from the past. What turns Edward on? Inneresting question, right? We asked it in January 2010 and we still want to know. See our online poll to find out what the Newbians are [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.twilightnewborns.com/2011/05/newborns-vault-pump-up-the-jams-edward-turn-ons-and-all-the-single-babies/</link>
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		<title>Call us!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Call the Twilight Newborns at (513) 252-2895. Luxie did, and she&#8217;s awesome. Be like Luxie and give us a ring. &#160;]]></description>
		<link>http://www.twilightnewborns.com/2011/04/call-us/</link>
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		<title>Hey, Handsome!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Pocket Edward is checking himself out in the mirror, trying on pouty looks for the Breaking Dawn premiere. He nailed it with this one. Happy Tuesday!]]></description>
		<link>http://www.twilightnewborns.com/2011/04/hey-handsome/</link>
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		<title>Happy Easter!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[The best Easter basket ever! Happy Easter, Newbians! Hide your eggs&#8230;Rob is on the loose!]]></description>
		<link>http://www.twilightnewborns.com/2011/04/happy-easter/</link>
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		<title>Poll: The best next project</title>
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		<link>http://www.twilightnewborns.com/2011/04/poll-the-best-next-project/</link>
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		<title>Episode 55: Real Housewives of Forks</title>
		<description><![CDATA[In Episode 55, we discuss Jumping Rob, Breaking Dawn movie leaks and revenge in the Twilight Series. Intro &#8220;Robert Pattinson vs. Taylor Launter&#8221; by Papa Razzi and The Photogs. Check out their CDBaby website here. Twilight News Jumping Rob as meme. (See more at MTV.com) Robert Pattinson swept into victory with over 50% of you [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.twilightnewborns.com/2011/04/episode-55-real-housewives-of-forks/</link>
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		<title>Episode 54: Swivel swivel</title>
		<description><![CDATA[In episode 54, we discuss Alice, her past and her special powers. Intro &#8220;She is brighter&#8221; by The Mitch Hansen Band Twilight news 2011 will make Box Office history for releasing 27 movies sequels, making &#8217;11 the year with the most sequels in history (See more at Slashfilm.com) Rob Pattinson interview by MTV about Breaking [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.twilightnewborns.com/2011/03/episode-54-swivel-swivel/</link>
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		<title>Giant Edward!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[We &#8216;casted yesterday and took this picture of our new Giant Edward Wall Scroll. He definitely distracted us during the recording. Look out for Episode 54 soon!]]></description>
		<link>http://www.twilightnewborns.com/2011/03/giant-edward/</link>
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		<title>Happy V-Day</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Happy Valentine&#8217;s, Newborn Army! Love and kisses, Christen, Melissa &#038; Dej.]]></description>
		<link>http://www.twilightnewborns.com/2011/02/happy-v-day/</link>
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		<title>Episode 53: Dej Scratch Fever</title>
		<description><![CDATA[In episode 53, we discuss Victoria’s vengeance and Breaking Dawn’s sneek peak in Entertainment Weekly. Intro “Virginity Blues” a parody of the “Wedding Bell Blues” Twilight News Breaking Dawn bedroom scene! See a link to the story here at Entertainment Weekly. Also see blog post about it at SeducedbyTwilight. Robert Pattinson to present at Golden [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.twilightnewborns.com/2011/01/episode-53-dej-scratch-fever/</link>
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		<title>Happy 2011! The battle continues</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Happy New Years, newborn army and newbians! Thanks for reading our blog and listening to our podcasts. You guys are the best ever and we can&#8217;t wait for what 2011 will bring! Love, Christen, Melissa &#38; Déjeuner Follow us on facebook at facebook.com/twilightnewborns. All the cool kids are!]]></description>
		<link>http://www.twilightnewborns.com/2011/01/happy-2011-the-battle-continues/</link>
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		<title>Episode 52: Original Phil</title>
		<description><![CDATA[In episode 52, we discuss Rob and Kristen’s Eclipse commentary and Phil Dwyer&#8217;s replacement in Breaking Dawn. Intro Newborns sing Jingle Bells Twilight news Jackson Rathbone&#8217;s birthday (He&#8217;s 26) (Read more at twilighters.com) Eclipse DVD release party and review Golden Onion Award goes to Borders for great Twilight parties Eclipse soundtrack was nominated for a [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.twilightnewborns.com/2010/12/episode-52-original-phil/</link>
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		<title>Episode 51: Newbians</title>
		<description><![CDATA[In episode 51, we discuss Breaking Dawn filming in Rio De Janerio and Charlie and Renee&#8217;s high school days. Intro: &#8220;I wanna be your sucker&#8221; by Betty Blowtorch Twilight News Krisbians &#8211; fans of Kristen Stewart (Read more at E! Online) Jodie Foster on Kristen Stewart (Read more at E! Online) Breaking Dawn filming in [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.twilightnewborns.com/2010/11/episode-51-newbians/</link>
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		<title>Website of the Week: Seduced by Twilight</title>
		<description><![CDATA[In episode 50, we mentioned the Seduced by Twilight blog by Dr. Natalie Wilson, academic extraordinaire and Twilight smartie. Check out her blog to learn more about Twilight and white privilege, vampire culture, and Twilight academia. Give your Pocket Edward a break, and go smart up on her site!]]></description>
		<link>http://www.twilightnewborns.com/2010/11/website-of-the-week-seduced-by-twilight/</link>
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		<title>Song Parody: Breaking Dawn is Hard to Do</title>
		<description><![CDATA[In episode 50, we did a special song parody, &#8220;Breaking Dawn is Hard to Do&#8221; to Neil Sedaka&#8217;s &#8220;Breaking Up is Hard to Do&#8221; (see more at Wikipedia). Here is our very special lyrics: They say that Breaking Dawn is hard to do About Renasty’s birth, we know that its true Don’t say that this [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.twilightnewborns.com/2010/11/song-parody-breaking-dawn-is-hard-to-do/</link>
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		<title>The Twilight Saga: Eclipse Score and Soundtrack in order of appearance</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Finally our soundtrack and score list for Eclipse (better late than never)!!!! This time we added when the song appears in the movie and memorable quotes said during those songs. The soundtrack is by various artists and the score was written by Howard Shore. Special, special thanks to Bluedallia for sending us a track list! [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.twilightnewborns.com/2010/11/the-twilight-saga-eclipse-score-and-soundtrack-in-order-of-appearance/</link>
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		<title>Episode 50: Newbornman is the man your man could smell like</title>
		<description><![CDATA[In episode 50, we talk about Stephenie Meyer&#8217;s Illustrated Guide and closeted vampires. It&#8217;s the 50th episode, yo! Intro &#8220;Breaking Dawn is Hard to Do&#8221; as a parody of &#8220;Breaking Up is Hard to Do&#8221; Twilight News The Eclipse DVD release date is  December 4th, 2010 Little, Brown Books for Young Readers will release The [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.twilightnewborns.com/2010/10/episode-50-newbornman-is-the-man-your-man-could-smell-like/</link>
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		<title>Banned Book Week</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Here at Twilight Newborns, we don&#8217;t take to kindly to banning books. Everyone has a right to read without censorship. So in honor of Banned Book Week, take our quiz and read the top most banned books in 2009-2010 (pdf).]]></description>
		<link>http://www.twilightnewborns.com/2010/09/banned-book-week/</link>
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		<title>Episode 49: You cook real country</title>
		<description><![CDATA[In episode 49, the Twilight Newborns discuss the upcoming Eclipse DVD release and the effect of not sleeping on vampires. Intro When you sleep by CAKE Twilight News DVD release – Eclipse It will be released on December 4th, 2010! (See more at Twilightish.com) Breaking Dawn will not be in 3D (See more on Jezebel.com) [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.twilightnewborns.com/2010/09/episode-49-you-cook-real-country/</link>
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		<title>Episode 48: You can&#8217;t put deodorant on marble</title>
		<description><![CDATA[In episode 48, the Twilight Newborns discuss the Teen Choice Awards and Bella&#8217;s Daddy&#8217;s issues Intro The Motorcycle Song &#8211; Arlo Guthrie Twilight News Vampires Suck opens this weekend (Official movie website) Rob Pattinson is #1 on Glamour&#8217;s 50 Sexist Men list. Taylor Launter is #2. (Read more at twilightish.com) Hillywood Show trailer for Eclipse [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.twilightnewborns.com/2010/08/episode-48-you-cant-put-deodorant-on-marble/</link>
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		<title>Episode 47: Postcards to Edward</title>
		<description><![CDATA[In episode 47, we review The Short Second Life of Bree Tanner and the Eclipse Premiere cast&#8217;s fashions. Intro &#8220;Devil Town&#8221; by Tony Lucca Twilight News 7 million fans saw The Twilight Saga: Eclipse at midnight showings, totaling $30 million in box office already and breaking New Moon’s previous record of 26.3 million for midnight [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.twilightnewborns.com/2010/08/episode-47-postcards-to-edward/</link>
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		<title>Poll: Did you like Eclipse the Movie?</title>
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		<link>http://www.twilightnewborns.com/2010/07/poll-did-you-like-eclipse-the-movie/</link>
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		<title>Episode 45: Eclipse Movie Review &#8211; Bonus Time!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Listen now to our Eclipse movie review! Listen Now! Subscribe through iTunes!﻿]]></description>
		<link>http://www.twilightnewborns.com/2010/07/episode-45-eclipse-movie-review-bonus-time/</link>
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