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Twilight News:

• New Moon Graphic Novel Volume 1 is coming out April 30. See more at Twilightish.com.
• Hillywood Show’s Breaking Dawn Part 2 Parody is out now! Check it out at youtube.com. We will be reviewing it on our next episode.
• Stephenie Meyer talks about how Midnight Sun was leaked. See more at hypable.com
• Stephenie hasn’t read 50 Shades of Grey. See more at twilighish.com
• On the Road the Movie, starring Kristen Stewart, is screening around the country. Read more at Twilightish.com

Newborn News

• Newborns are awesome, fyi.

Two Meats of the Discussion! – The Breaking Dawn Part 2 DVD Release on March 3 and The Host Movie Review

BD2 DVD Release

• We purchased the Target Edition
• And we crashed Walmart’s pre-party as well
• Lots of other shenanigans

The Twilight Newborns’ The Host the Movie Review

• Stephenie’s webpage for the movie
• Her webpage for The Host (the book)

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Twilight News

• Target and Walmart both have DVD special editions coming for Breaking Dawn Part 2 on March 2. Learn more at hypable.com 
• Twilight screenwriter Melissa Rosenberg talks about how she and Stephenie Meyer came up with the ending of Breaking Dawn Part 2. See more on ew.com
• What are the Breaking Dawn Part 2 DVD deleted scene details? See more at examiner.com 
• Stephenie Meyer posts an update about her upcoming project, Austenland, on her blog. Read more at StephenieMeyer.com

Newborn News

• Thanks to Lara for sharing her comment on Breaking Dawn Part 2!

Meat of the Discussion – Warm Bodies vs Twilight

• The official website for Warm Bodies, the movie
• The GoodReads site for Warm Bodies, the novel by Isaac Marion
• Official author website for Isaac Marion
• Zombies versus vampires!
• How is Edward similar to R? See more at ScreenCrush.com

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She’s on to us!

Happy New Year! In episode 73, the Twilight Newborns discuss Stephenie Meyer’s reactions to the end of Breaking Dawn Part II the movie and create Twilight Mad Libs.

Twilight News:

• Breaking Dawn Part II DVD is set to be released Saturday, March 2, 2013. Get ready for your midnight release party! Get more at Summit Entertainment.
• Summit is releasing an extended edition of Breaking Dawn Part I on the same day as Part II comes out. Read more at TheHDRoom.com
• The Twilight Saga won a Critics’ Choice Movie Awards as Fan Favorite Franchise, beating out Batman, Harry Potter, Indiana Jones, James Bond, Lord of the Rings, Spider-Man, Star Trek, Star Wars, and Toy Story. Read more at HollywoodLife.com.
• Breaking Dawn Part 2 was nominated for 11 Razzies, including Worst Picture. Read more at razzies.com.
• Stephenie Meyer posted two new updates on her blog: A book recommendation and her thoughts on the end of the Breaking Dawn Part 2

Newborn News

• Christen’s The Boyfriend watched Breaking Dawn Part 1
• Newborn Army Fan Reactions to Breaking Dawn Part 2: Nari

Meat of the Discussion

• Twilight Mad Libs
• Do the Twilight Vampires vote? Should they?

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Ohmybreakingdawnpart2review!

In episode 72, the Twilight Newborns give their review of Breaking Dawn Part 2 the Movie in a special car cast!

Intro:

• “The Antidote” by St. Vincent from the Breaking Dawn Part 2 Soundtrack

We review:

• The Twilight Marathon and talk about all four previous movies
• How beautiful Edward is
• How faithful the movie is to the books
• A review of Renasty
• Screaming for Jacob
• Our favorite parts
• The ending

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That’s what you get for hanging out with Jake! Click for more photos

Even the Twilight Newborns heart Forks! Click for more photos

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P.S. Read more about our trip here.

Run, Forkians! The Newborns are in town!

In episode 71, Melissa and Christen travel to the land of Twilight – Forks, Port Angeles and Seattle – and report back all they have learned.

Intro:

• Hello Seattle – Owl City

Places the Twilight Newborns visited:

• Bella Italia Restaurant
• Port Book and News
• The Cullen House (Miller Tree Inn)
• Leppell’s Flowers & Gifts – “Twilight Central”
• Team Forks Tour
• Forks Coffee Shop
• Forks Police Department
• Forks High School. Go Spartans!
• Native to Twilight Store
• Thiftway and Forks Outfitters
• Bella Swan’s House

Other cool things we did:

• Purchased and tried to choke down Rainier Beer (Sorry, Charlie)
• Visited South Beach State Park
• Smacked ourselves in front of the Escala in Seattle
• Met Yoda at the Sucher’s and Son Star Wars Shop in Aberdeen, WA
• Laid under a bridge at Kurt Cobain Riverfront Park
• Snacked on the Edmonton/Kingston Ferry
• Caffeinated at the First Starbucks in Pike Place Market

Unfortunately, Bella didn’t survive our visit.

In episode 70, we discuss the Twilight documentaries, Twilight In Forks and Destination Forks.

Intro

• “Seattle” by Perry Cuomo

Newborn News

• The Twilight Newborns are heading on a very special trip!

Meat of the Discussion

• Website for Twilight In Forks: The Saga of The Real Town
• Website for Destination Forks: The Real World of Twilight
• Port Angles destination: Bella Italia Restaurant
• Forks destinations: Bella’s House, The Cullen House, Jacob’s House, Forks High School

The Twilight Newborns’ Cosmopolis Review

• See movie’s website

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Would you whether take Edward at the meadow or Christian in the elevator?

In episode 69, we discuss the continued fallout from Kristen and Rob’s breakup and our review of the 50 Shades of Grey Trilogy by EL James.

Twilight News

• Continued fall-out from Robsten scandel: From People.com: “Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Deserve Fans’ ‘Respect’: Director”
• Robert Pattinson begins press junket for promote new movie, “Cosmopolis.” See more at HuffPost.
• Will Rupert Sanders’ direct the Snow White and the Huntsman sequel? See more at FoxNews.com
• Could Kristen be hanging out with Lindsay Lohan? See more at PerezHilton.com

Why Oh Why Oh, did you have to cheat on Rob?

As we discussed in Episode 68.5, we gave Kristen Stewart a Renasty Award for cheating on Rob.

She was kinda pissed when she received it, you guys.

KStew, you’ve been renastied!

OhmyeverlovinRobsten!

In episode 68.5, we discuss the relationship and breakup of Rob Pattinson and Kristen Stewart in a special Car Cast Scandal Edition.

Twilight News

• Holy Crap! Kristen cheats on Rob. Paparazzi stalks her and snaps photos.  KStew issues apology. RPatz moves out of their house and takes their dog. Studio says Breaking Dawn Part 2 will be released as scheduled. Kittens cry. Read the “Complete History of Robsten at E! Online”.
• Listen as we break it all down for you!

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P.S. Sorry for the bad audio! Don’t drive and cast, kids.

Dude! You read Fiddy Shades of Grey too???

In episode 68, we discuss Kristen Stewart and Rob Pattinson’s appearance at Cannes and review Rob’s movie, Bel Ami.

Intro

• A parody of “Brick House” by The Commodores

Twilight News

• A sequel for Snow White and the Huntsman is announced. See more at MTV.com.
• Cosmopolis, a new film starring Rob Pattinson, is set to be released in the U.S. on August 17. See more at MTV.com.
• Rob and Kristen share some PDA at Cannes. See more at the Daily Mail.
• Rob Pattinson interviewed by Guardian UK. See more at The Guardian’s website.
• Ashley Greene is cast as the lead in the upcoming film, CBGB. See more at Twilightish.com.

Newborn News

• Remember to read Fifty Shades of Grey in time for our extra special 69th episode!! See more about Fiddy Shades at Wikipedia.
• Fan comment by Lauren from Episode 67
• Fan of the Week: Ash

Meat of the Discussion: A review of the film, Bel Ami

• See the official website for the film
• Starring Robert Pattinson, Uma Thurman, Krisin Scott Thomas, Christina Ricci and Colm Meaney
• Synopsis: Bel Ami is the story of Georges Duroy, who travels through 1890s Paris, from cockroach ridden garrets to opulent salons, using his wits and powers of seduction to rise from poverty to wealth, from a prostitute’s embrace to passionate trysts with wealthy beauties, in a world where politics and media jostle for influence, where sex is power and celebrity an obsession.
• Which actress do we think Rob has the best on-screen chemistry with?

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Hello there, Hunkman!

In episode 67, we discuss Kristen Stewart’s new movie, Snow White and the Huntsman, and who would win in a Jacob/Edward cage match.

Intro


• Pretend We’re Dead by L7

Twilight News

• Kristen Stewart’s Snow White and the Huntsman opens June 1. See the official website. 
• Kristen Stewart is keen to rekindle her working relationship with boyfriend Robert Pattinson. See more at ShowBizSpy.
• Is Rob Pattinson on a diet? See more at ShowBizSpy.
• Rob Pattinson on filming the Breaking Dawn honeymoon love scene with Kristen Stewart. See more at ShowBizSpy.
• Report: Robert Pattinson Tries to Block some French Premiere Magazine photos From Coming Out. See more at AceShowBiz.com.
• David Cronenberg’s Cosmopolis which will be released in cinemas. No U.S. release date yet. See the official website.
• Robert Pattinson Sneak Peek: Just How Sexy Is Bel Ami? See more at Twilightish.

Meat of the Discussion – Who would win in a Jake/Edward cage match

• What would be the aftermath happen to Bella if Edward had died?
• Would Bella leave Forks?
• Would the Cullens feel bad?
• Would Bella start dating Jake if he killed Edward?

Mmmmm....

• Rob and Kristen have a dog named Bear. (See more at the Daily Mail)
• Peter Fachinelli is getting a divorce from wife Jennie Garth (See more at Reuters)
• Rob Pattinson’s movie, Bel Ami, is set to be released June 8, 2012. (See more at Twilightish)
• A young Kristen Stewart gave Hunger Games star Josh Hutcherson a pet turtle for his 13th birthday when they starred in Zathura together (see more at BreakingDawnMovie.org)
• Breaking Dawn Part 2 Sneak Peak premiered with Hunger Games. Watch the sneak peak below.

• The Host is filming and set to be released March 29, 2013. See the official teaser trailer below

Newborn News

We discuss two special features of the Breaking Dawn Part I DVD:

• Bella and Edward’s Wedding Video
• Fast Forward Edward and Fast Forward Jacob

Meat of the Discussion – The Hillywood Show’s Breaking Dawn Part I parody

Watch the parody with us!

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Taylor can sleep through anything.

In episode 65, we talk about our Breaking Dawn Part 1 DVD Release Party at Target and Rob’s upcoming movie release, Bel Ami .

Twilight News

• Jackson Rathbone will soon a father (see more at USWeekly.com)
• Taylor Launter turns 20. (See more at team-twilight.com)
• Bel Ami starring Rob Pattinson is to be released March 2. (See more at belamifilm.com)
• People Mag Scan- Abigail Breslin on Twilight (See more at Twilightish.com)
• Breaking Dawn Part 2 trailer to debut in front of the Hunger Games on March 23. (See more at Twilightish.com)
• Stephenie Meyer shares some of her favorite memories from filming Breaking Dawn Part 1&2, in random order (See more at stepheniemeyer.com)

Newborn News

• Catch out our cafepress store!
• Torrid merchandise now available.

Meat of the Discussion: DVD Release Party at Target

• Target versus Walmart – The Dilemma
• The Target special edition includes a flower from the movie set (See more at the hollywoodlife.com)
• Trying to “out twilight” fellow twilight fans

Fan of the Week – Jody (or JOOOODDDY!!!)

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Jacob's Girl T available on Cafepress

How I wish that I had Jacob’s girl,
I wish that I had Jacob’s girl
Where can I find a baby like that!

And she’s watching him with those creepy eyes
And she’s lovin’ him with that freak body,
I just know it
Yeah ‘n’ he’s holding her in his arms late,
Late at night

How I wish that I had Jacob’s girl,
I wish that I had Jacob’s girl
Where can I find a baby like that!

Mmmmm. Flap jacks make the man.

Intro

• “Jacob’s Girl” – a Twilight Newborns parody of Jessie’s Girl

Twilight News

• The Twilight Saga:  Breaking Dawn, Part 1′ DVD and Blu-Ray will be available February 11, just in time for Valentine’s Day. Get your DVD news from BreakingDawn.org.
• Lionsgate acquired Summit Entertainment in a $412.5M deal on Friday, January 13, 2012 (See more at Twilightish.com)
• Wedding Day Bella and Edward Barbie Dolls Coming In February (See more at Team-Twilight.com)
• Designer Carolina Herrera will now be reproducing Bella Swan’s dress from ‘Breaking Dawn, Part 1.’  Each handmade dress will be sold for $35,000. (See more at MSN.com)
• George Takei versus Twilight fans. (See more at LetterstoTwilight.com)

Newborn News

• Fan of the Week - Nari

Meat of the Discussion – Edward and animals

• Edward can read the wolves’ minds – Can he hear all animals thoughts?
• How does it differ from people’s thoughts?
• Can he hear the animals thoughts before he kills them?

P.S. The Hillywood Show Breaking Dawn Part I parody is coming out in February. Check out more details on their contest.

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So get some popcorn and turn on your tube, turn down the volume and watch New Moon with us!

Also continue to share your thoughts on Breaking Dawn with us! We’re going to share the army’s Breaking Dawn reviews in our next podcast. Contact us or write a comment!

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Rob waiting for you on Isle Esme

The Twilight Newborns review the Breaking Dawn Part 1 movie! In this ‘cast, we discuss:

• Wedding
• Bella’s dress
• The Denali Clan
• Killer Edward
• Jacob at the wedding
• Wolves fights
• The Pregnancy
• The Edwardian Caesarian
• Renasty & Baby Imprinting
• The Volturi
• The Charlie Swan Fan Club – “I know. I’m hot.”
• Honeymoon Edward vs Pregnancy Edward
• The Sequel renamed: “The Cottage Part II”
• Isle Esme
• The Breaking Dawn after party
• The Snow White and the Hunstman trailer
• CNew’s Breaking Dawn premiere outfit

What are your thoughts? Call us! Email us!

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What’s better than celebrating the Breaking Dawn Part 1 premiere than with a new Pockets video!?! Nuthin’, we say! Enjoy Pocket Edward and co. gettin’ their freakies going!

Intro

• “Bullet With Butterfly Wing” by the Smashing Pumpkins

Twilight News

• Breaking Dawn Part 1 U.S. premiere is happening in Los Angeles on Monday, Nov. 14.
• The Official Twilight Convention is having Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson and Taylor Launter on Nov. 5
• The cast is on a ton of television shows. Read more here at Twilightish to get more info.
• Breaking Dawn soundtrack releases on Tuesday, Nov 8. The  deluxe edition is $14.99 on preorder on itunes.
• The Ellen Show is holding a Breaking Dawn contest “Are you the Biggest Twilight Fan?”
• Robert interview on how he and Kristen may already be married. Read more at E! online.
• Bill Condon talks about Breaking Dawn. Watch the video here at Twilightish.

Newborn News

• Take our poll: Who is looking the hottest in their Breaking Dawn poster?
• Call us at 513-252-2895!
• Fan of the week: Ruth!
• We shop at Hot Topic for you! Check out their Breaking Dawn merch

Meat of the Discussion: Edward & Alice & the Proposal

• Did Edward ask Alice whether Bella would say yes before he asked?
• Why didn’t Alice warn Edward about vamp + human baby?
•  What other things would Edward and the Cullens ask Alice about?

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Cage match time! Holla!

Breaking Dawn is going to be dropping like its hot on November 18. Now that we’re reaching the Saga’s conclusion, it’s time to crush Rob and Taylor’s self-esteem and compare the two hotties.

Twilight News

• Countdown to Breaking Dawn Park 1! See more at the official movie website.
• Breaking Dawn soundtrack available November 8, 2011. Read more at the official website.
• Watch the first three ‘Twilight’ films before the release of ‘Breaking Dawn’ with Twilight Saga Tuesdays. Read more at the Twilight Examiner. 
• Kristen Stewart Hints At Mysterious British Boyfriend. See more at MTV.com.

Newborn News

• Call us at (513) 252-2895
• Poll: Which character’s change are you most excited to see in Breaking Dawn Part 1 or 2?
• Reactions to our Twilight commentary and our Harry Potter vs. Edward Cullen discussion

Meat of the Discussion: Vampire venom

• Can you get bitten by a ‘dead’ vampire?
• what is the shelf-life of venom
• Can you bottle the venom?

Intro

• New Twilight Newborns Theme Song!

Meat of the Discussion – The Official Twilight Convention Overview

• Read more at their website
• Our comparison to TwiCon. Here our TwiCon podcasts here, here and here.
• See our slideshow
• The Vendor Room
• The Hillywood Show
• Guests – Booboo Stewart (Seth Clearwater), Kiowa Gordon (Embry), Tinsel Korey (Emily), Charlie Bewley (Demetri), Peter Facinelli (Dr. Carlisle Cullen)
• Auction
• Twilight Games
• Costume contest—the winners were Charlie Swan and Waylon, Buttcrack Santa.
• Momager

Intro

• Once Bitten, Twice Shy by Great White

Twilight News

• Kristen Stewart talks about Breaking Dawn love scenes (See more at MSNBC.com)
• Bill Condon reveals how ‘Twilight’ fans changed the course of ‘Breaking Dawn’ (See more at the Twilight Examiner)
• ‘Twilight’ Stars Tease ‘Epic’ Finale At Comic-Con: During MTV News live stream, Elizabeth Reaser recalls ‘crying a lot’ on the last day of filming. (See more at MTV.com)
• Chilean Miners Movie Could be Portrayed by Big Names Such as Robert Pattinson (See more at Twilightish.com)

Newborn News

• Fan of the Week: BriannaNichole
• Leave us iTunes Review here!

Jerad Anderson and Jackson Rathbone remembering the good times

Let’s celebrate the absurdity of the Twilight Newborns over the past three years. Enjoy these gems from the past!

The list of New Moon songs in order of the movie

• The Twilight Saga: New Moon Soundtrack (Various Artists) and Twilight Saga: New Moon Score by Alexandre Desplat are sold separately. Here is a list of the songs on both albums placed in order of appearance the movie.

Twilight Newborns video: Smouldering for Ivee

• We mashed Chuck Berry, Rob and Pocket Edward for a wonder video of seksi times for Twilight fan, Ivee

100 Monkeys Show: A Fan Experience

• Fan of the Week Emeritus LovelyBlue sent in this first-person fan report in June 2009 from Jackson Rathbone’s band, 100 Monkeys. Check out the cute pictures!

Playing chess on the honeymoon

Katy Perry hearts Edward

In episode 57, we perform a parody of Katy Perry’s “California Gurls.”

We think Ms. Perry would approve.

Forks, Washington Gurls

Intro  

• A parody of Katy Perry’s California Gurls

Pocket Edward hard at work fixing the forums!

Hi y’all–The Twilight Newborns Forums are down but we’re working on getting everything fixed and back up as soon as we can!

Now that its summer, join the Pockets and Dej as they get some rays and listen to our Twilight Commentary.

In episode 56, we watch Twilight the Movie and provide our own special commentary to the action. Are you game?

HELLZ YEAH, YOU ARE!

Let’s get this ‘cast a going!

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What turns Edward on?

• Inneresting question, right? We asked it in January 2010 and we still want to know. See our online poll to find out what the Newbians are thinking!

Song Parody: All the Single Babies

• In November 2009, we shamed Jacob with this favorite jam. Renasty is getting freaky! Check it.

Twilight Newborns Podcast: Pocket Edward is ready for this

• Pocket Edward was at it again in August 2009 as we recorded him defaced a perfectly fine poster of Rob. We know you would do the same if you were PE.

Even Bella calls every once in a while.

Call the Twilight Newborns at (513) 252-2895. Luxie did, and she’s awesome. Be like Luxie and give us a ring.

Pocket Edward is checking himself out in the mirror, trying on pouty looks for the Breaking Dawn premiere. He nailed it with this one.

Happy Tuesday!

The best Easter basket ever!

Happy Easter, Newbians! Hide your eggs…Rob is on the loose!

Kristen as Marylou in On the Road

Intro

• “Robert Pattinson vs. Taylor Launter” by Papa Razzi and The Photogs. Check out their CDBaby website here.

Dej, I love you, man!

Twilight News

• Jumping Rob as meme. (See more at MTV.com)
• Robert Pattinson swept into victory with over 50% of you guys voting for him as “Best Kisser” in Hollywood and someone you’d love to lock lips with. (hollywoodlife.com)
• Rob Pattinson talks sex scenes in Breaking Dawn and Bel Ami (Read more at Twilightish.com)
• Edi Gathegi answered ten questions about his upcoming role of Darwin in X-Men: First Class. (Read more on Facebook)
• Rob to be on Ellen on April 20 and on Live with Regis and Kelly on April 18.
• Entertainment Weekly has two exclusive images from Stephenie Meyer’s new book ‘The Twilight Saga:  The Official Illustrated Guide; which goes on sale April 12.  Bella as a vampire and Bella in her wedding dress. (Read more on EW.com)
• Kristen Stewart makes PEOPLE’s 2011 Most Beautiful (Most Beautiful at Every Age) (Read more at People.com)
• Breaking Dawn scenes leaked. Everyone’s peeved.  (Read more on LosAnglesTimes.com)

Newborn News

• Fan of the Week: Luxie
• Call Twilight Newborns voicemail at (513) 252-2895

Meat of the Discussion – The Theme of Revenge

• Why is there a need for it among vampires?
• Rosalie’s need for revenge versus Esme’s need
• Quileutes’ need for revenge ties by to the treaty
• The Volturi  just love to tearing up everybody

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Intro

• “She is brighter” by The Mitch Hansen Band

Twilight news

• 2011 will make Box Office history for releasing 27 movies sequels, making ’11 the year with the most sequels in history (See more at Slashfilm.com)
• Rob Pattinson interview by MTV about Breaking Dawn love scenes (See more at MTV.com)
• Summit releases Breaking dawn scene photo from Isle Esme (See more at MTV.com)
• Rob on the cover of April’s Vanity Fair (See more at VanityFair.com)
• Breaking Dawn filming in Vancouver (See more at BreakingDawnMovie.org)
• New Moon inspires Stevie Nicks’ new album (See more at the TwilightLexicon.com)

Newborn news

• Newborns have a new Giant Edward!
• Lara’s Comment from the last episode

And was thinking about your discussion of Victoria, and not seeing her as a villain because she did what she did out of grief and anger for the Cullens killing James. And it popped in my head that Stephanie Meyer said the same thing essentially. I think it was somewhere in the behind the scenes for Eclipse where she said something to the effect of, “To Victoria, Bella is just like a hamburger, and how would you feel if your true love was killed over some hamburger?”LOL! I remember totally cracking up over that and thinking it was nice that SM had such a good sense of humor about her books.

Meat of the Discussion – Alice’s time in the asylum

• Alice’s character description at the Twilight Lexicon
• Alice’s human life
• How does being a vampire cure you of your issues?
• How can Alice be happy despite her past?

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Giant Edward + mics + Dej = Episode 54

We ‘casted yesterday and took this picture of our new Giant Edward Wall Scroll. He definitely distracted us during the recording. Look out for Episode 54 soon!