Twilight Newborns » Renasty Award http://www.twilightnewborns.com The transformation is painful (A Twilight Series fansite and podcast) Sat, 28 Jan 2012 03:11:17 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v= Renasty Award: NYC Shame http://www.twilightnewborns.com/2009/06/renasty-award-nyc-shame/ http://www.twilightnewborns.com/2009/06/renasty-award-nyc-shame/#comments Wed, 17 Jun 2009 02:07:51 +0000 Melissa http://www.twilightnewborns.com/?p=921

RenastyAwardOh, boy.

It breaks our heart to have to give out TWO Renasty Awards in one week.  But we do what we must.

Robert Pattinson was “mobbed” by a group of fans on Monday while on location in New York City filming his next movie, Remember Me. But, while we refrain from using the word “attacked,” it definitely ain’t good how out of control these fans got around RoBear.

So to nip these Renasty Awards in the bud, we’ve provided The Ten Commandants of How to Act Around Robert Thomas-Pattinson:

  1. Thou shall not jump on or bear hug Robert Thomas-Pattinson.
  2. Thou shall not whine, beg or plead with Robert Thomas-Pattinson.
  3. Thou shall not pull the clothes of or touch the Ray-Bans of Robert Thomas-Pattinson.
  4. Honor Robert Thomas-Pattinson
  5. Thou shall not chase Robert Thomas-Pattinson.
  6. Thou shall not get up in the grill of Robert Thomas-Pattinson.
  7. Remember who you are when around Robert Thomas-Pattinson
  8. Thou shall not ask for a neck bite from Robert Thomas-Pattinson.
  9. Thou shall not wear Holly Hobbie headwear around Robert Thomas-Pattinson.
  10. Thou shall obey the beefy arms of the security detail of Robert Thomas-Pattinson
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We're watching you too, Crazy Knit Hat Girl

UPDATE: The first video I had embedded here was taken down so I added another version. Hopefully this one will be up a while.

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In episode 21, we have out a Renasty Award to the YouTuber above for bringing shame and disgrace to the Twilight Fandom.

Don’t get us wrong, we were so excited to watch the New Moon teaser trailer that premiered at the MTV Movie Awards. But the cussing and Tay-Bait leering were a bit much for these Newborns to handle.

Agree/Disagree? Let us know in the comments what you think of Ms. Brit Crazy Pants.

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