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Newborn Song: Jacob’s Girl

In episode 64, we take Jacob to task for dating a…uh…baby. Enjoy our lyrics! How I wish that I had Jacob’s girl, I wish that I had Jacob’s girl Where can I find a baby like that! And she’s watching him with those creepy eyes And she’s lovin’ him with that freak body, I just […]

Newborn song: Forks, Washington Gurls

In episode 57, we perform a parody of Katy Perry’s “California Gurls.” We think Ms. Perry would approve. Forks, Washington Gurls I know a placeWhere the grass is really greenerCold, wet and wildThere must be something in the waterSippin’ on beaver juice Laying underneath the pine treesEdward Breaks his neckTry’na to creep a little sneak peek(at us)You […]

Newborn song: Forks Noel

Here are our lyrics from Episode 34‘s intro, Forks Noel. Dashing all thru Forks in a beat-up Chevy truck I’ll pass that silver Volvo And make him eat my dust Past Charlie’s old house Then out past Forks High School (Go Spartans!) Drop some gifts off at the Cullens And head out to the res […]

Song Parody: All the Single Babies

In episode 32, we sing our parody of the Beyonce song, All the Single Ladies. Here are our lyrics. Enjoy! All the Single Babies all the single babies all the single babies all the single babies all the single babies if Jake likes you then he’s gonna imprint on you if Jake likes you then […]

Twilight Parody: We Belong by Pat Benatar

You know you love it when we sing on our podcast, and we love the 1980’s.  So we thought it best to bring the  Twilight love and ”80s Rocker Chick Power Anthems together (again) for our latest song parody. You can here us sing it on episode 29. “We Belong” based on a song by […]

Song parodies: Twilight Time, Total Eclipse of the Heart

Here are the latest song parodies from the Twilight Newborns. Twilight Time (from episode 24) Whenever you’re feeling good and horny. Its Twilight time. Grab your books and a big salami Its Twilight time. Draw yourself a bath cuz Edward’s got the goods Together at last Its Twilight time. Total Eclipse of the Heart (from […]

New YouTube video: Edward just wants to dance

A new YouTube video from the Twilight Newborns! Enjoy! Visit our YouTube channel here.

Bella Cheatin’ Songs

In episode 20, we talk about songs Bella might like as she is waffling between Team Edward and Team Jacob. The Night the Lights Went Out in Georgia – Vicki Lawrence Another Man Loved Me Last Night – Loretta Lynn All I Wanna Do – Heart Straight Tequila Night – John Anderson She Just Started […]

Mr. Pattinson – A Song Parody

There is nothing like taking a sweet song and abusing it for our own desires, which is what happened to Simon and Garfunkel’s “Mrs. Robinson” on our last podcast (Episode 18). I’m sure Paul Simon would agree our lyrics are much better. “Mr. Pattinson” And here’s to you, Mr. Pattinson Newborns love you more than […]

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