Actually, I changed my mind. DON’T STOP! Your podcast is way too funny and makes my work day way more interesting! I’m sorry you and Dej miss the sun. It’s usually sunny in my neck of the woods, so I’ll send you a few rays of sunshine!

Seriously every time I listen to your ‘cast, I laugh out loud — I’m serious.. I have to control myself and keep my laugh to a minimum so people don’t think I’m nuts and give me strange looks when I’m walking the dogs.

Of all the Twi girls.. who do you think would love to get their flirty girl fit on?

I’m thinking Rosalie would be the most into it… She’d like struttin’ her stuff ’round. Definitely couldn’t see Bella stripper-sizing… and like you guys said, Edward just would not approve. Hell, I could even see Emmett getting his flirty girl fit on before Bella… even the chronically tense, Jasper! *LOL*

Ooh ooh that could your guys’ next poll:
(‘HEY’)

Who’d get their flirty girl fit (stripper-size) on first?????

Charlie?
(Because he’s already got the porn ‘statche .. he might as well do some stripper-aerobics.. & it’ll be good to work off that Vitamin R)

Rosalie?
(She’s an attention whore!.. Of course she’d do some stripper-sizing… With a life as long as her’s, I’d bet money she’s probably already done the REAL thing!)

Bella?
(She wants to surprise Edward and add a little spiciness to the bedroom… Anyway, its what all the other vampire MILF’s are doin’)

Alice?
(She’d have a blast just going shopping for the latest slutty stripper-size gear)

Emmett?
(’cause he’s up for anything physical and probably end up being really competitive ’bout it)

Jasper?
(He really needs to let loose and let his inner slutty girl out)

Aro?
(Because he wants you to see what’s under his Volturi robe)

Esme?
(She’s looking for a new hobby .. She’s sick of renovating houses.. just so Rosalie & Emmett can distroy them overnight)

Carlisle?
(He’s a hot doc .. he might as well be a hot doc that strips)

Edward?
(Jacob is looking good these days and he’s looking for something that’ll give him that extra edge to tantalize & seduce Bella)

Jacob?
(well he probably has the IQ of a stripper… why not)