Twilight Newborns

The transformation is painful (A Twilight Series fansite and podcast)

Newborn song: Forks Noel

Here are our lyrics from Episode 34’s intro, Forks Noel.
Dashing all thru Forks
in a beat-up Chevy truck
I’ll pass that silver Volvo
And make him eat my dust
Past Charlie’s old house
Then out past Forks High School (Go Spartans!)
Drop some gifts off at the Cullens
And head out to the res
Oh! Forks Noel, Forks Noel
Celebrate the weird
Everyone here things [...]

Poll: Gifts in a box

You’ve made your Christmas list, but what you really want isn’t on it… until now! Take a moment to answer our poll, “Who’s dick in a box do you want for Christmas?” and maybe Santa will bring you an extra special present to unwrap.
First, the gifts:
And now the poll:

And a little merry cheer for your [...]

Episode 34: You just got Weitzed

In episode 34, the Twilight Newborns discuss New Moon listener reactions.
Intro – Forks Noel, a parody of Jingles Bells
Twilight News
New Moon:
New Moon hits Estimated international cumulative is now up to $243 million (see more at NewMoonMovie.org)http://www.newmoonmovie.org/2009/11/new-moon-tops-473-7-worldwide/
Chris Weitz choose the color of the Volvo to be black to look different than twilight and symbolizing ‘darkness’
Chris Weitz [...]

Poll: New Moon smack talk

How to Be: Songs in order of the movie

I know this is sort of random, but I put the songs from Robert Pattinson’s movie, How to Be (2008), in the order they appear in the film. There is a spoiler-free list followed by a list describing where the song appears in the film.  All songs appear on the soundtrack of How To Be, [...]

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