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Luxie: Y in the HALE am I Team Edward?

Posted on | October 23, 2009 | 1 Comment

Congratulations to Luxie in Tampa, Fla., who was our contest winner on “What do the Teams mean to you?” Thanks so much to Luxie for the excellent work!

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Name: Luxie
Class: Twilight Newborns
Professors: Christen and Melissa

Warning: The following was written during a period when I was half asleep. Very well then, proceed with caution:

A ‘Lil ditty ‘bout team Edward…

‘Cause he’s Bella’s kindred soul mate
But also a sexy @$$ vamp I’d like to date 😉

Sure you could get your mack on with Jacob in his 1986 Rabbit
And you could pass time and teach that ‘lil dawgy how to go fetch and sit!

Yes, sadly wolf boy doesn’t make the cut
After all, he’s just ‘lil mutt

Edward’s voice, smell and face lure me in
He’s a stand up guy and before marriage he refuses to ‘sin’

Sure, I guess anyone would be lucky to have ol’ Jakey-pooh
But Mr. Sparkleface has raised the bar and he’s sure to woo

If nothing else, his dazzle stare will win ya o’er
Come on, gotta love a man that’s more mature and older!

Oh yeah…. Did I mention he sparkles like diamonds in the sunlight?
And will compose you sweet lullabies while you slumber at night

He tries to do what’s morally right
But’ll surely leave ya beggin’ for his bite

Jacob’s a friend at best
To be on his team is purely a jest

Jacob’s sometimes a pesky pest
Always TRYING to put Edward and Bella’s love to the test

Sure, after you and Edward do the ‘deed’, you may have to spring for a new headboard and pillows
But, so worth it ‘cause he’s THAT good in the sack, not like those ordinary Shmos

Jacob’s sometimes acts like a moron but Edward’s like an oxymoron……
He’s cool, he’s artic cold
But he’ll set you ablaze with his piercing eyes of gold

Why in the ‘hale’ would you pick a dog
When you could have a Grecian effin’ God?!?!

I’m team Edward because he belongs with Bells
But Shhh….secretly I wish she’d kick the bucket
Then Mr. Cullen and I’d have ‘alone time’ by our selves!

>:) Muhahahahaah!!!

A ‘Lil ditty ‘bout team Edward…

‘Cause he’s Bella’s kindred soul mate

But also a sexy @$$ vamp I’d like to date 😉

Sure you could get your mack on with Jacob in his 1986 Rabbit

And you could pass time and teach that ‘lil dawgy how to go fetch and sit!

Yes, sadly wolf boy doesn’t make the cut

After all, he’s just ‘lil mutt

Edward’s voice, smell and face lure me in

He’s a stand up guy and before marriage he refuses to ‘sin’

Sure, I guess anyone would be lucky to have ol’ Jakey-pooh

But Mr. Sparkleface has raised the bar and he’s sure to woo

If nothing else, his dazzle stare will win ya o’er

Come on, gotta love a man that’s more mature and older!

Oh yeah…. Did I mention he sparkles like diamonds in the sunlight?

And will compose you sweet lullabies while you slumber at night

He tries to do what’s morally right

But’ll surely leave ya beggin’ for his bite

Jacob’s a friend at best

To be on his team is purely a jest

Jacob’s sometimes a pesky pest

Always TRYING to put Edward and Bella’s love to the test

Sure, after you and Edward do the ‘deed’, you may have to spring for a new headboard and pillows

But, so worth it ‘cause he’s THAT good in the sack, not like those ordinary Shmos

Jacob’s sometimes acts like a moron but Edward’s like an oxymoron……

He’s cool, he’s artic cold

But he’ll set you ablaze with his piercing eyes of gold

Why in the ‘hale’ would you pick a dog

When you could have a Grecian effin’ God?!?!

I’m team Edward because he belongs with Bells

But Shhh….secretly I wish she’d kick the bucket

Then Mr. Cullen and I’d have ‘alone time’ by our selves!

>:) Muhahahahaah!!!

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One Response to “Luxie: Y in the HALE am I Team Edward?”

  1. Lara
    October 26th, 2009 @ 6:52 am

    OMG Luxie!! This is so awesome! I think my new name for Edward is “Mr. Sparkleface”. And I think I would invest in several pillows and headboards should I ever be lucky enough to be “the one” for Mr. Sparkleface. As you said … “Muhahahahaah!!!”

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