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Volvo bling

Posted on | March 19, 2009 | 4 Comments

Dont touch my precious Volvo!

Don't touch my precious Volvo!

We were passing a Volvo car dealership when we got to thinking what would be the vanity plate for Mr. Edward Cullen’s fabulous car? Here is what we came up with:

  • IRICHUNOT – I’m Rich. You’re Not.
  • SCKLION – Sick Lion
  • CKMYPLSE – Check My Pulse
  • VMPSTIC – Vampastic
  • 2CUL4SKL – Too Cool for School
  • HTCHBCK – Hatchback
  • CULHNDED – Cool Hand Ed
  • 4EVRYNG – Forever young
  • SEE YA – (cus he drives fast)
  • ILL DRVE (cus he always does)
  • LKAVRGN – Like a Virgin
  • 1WMNMAN – One Woman Man
  • NOSLEEP
  • FSTEDDI – Fast Eddie
  • BELABOY- Bella’s Boy
  • SHUTUP (Edward is tired of hearing our problems, y’all)
  • IKNOWU – I Know You
  • BADGUY
  • SPDRMNY – Spider monkey
  • ALPHAED – Alpha Edward
  • MONSTER
  • HTEMEIDO – Hate me. I do.
  • HTCHBCK – Hatchback
  • BSBLBOY – Baseball Boy
  • 108VRGN – 108-year-old Virgin
  • IHTTNYA – I Hate Tanya (Get the hint, girl!)
  • BYODEER – Bring Your Own Deer

Then we got to thinking what would be the bumper sticker that Edward would let stick to her (Sorry, Edward) his precious Volvo? Here are some possibilities.

  • Forks PD Booster.
  • My other car is a big-ass Jeep.
  • Try to keep up.
  • You can drive my car when you pry the keys from my cold dead hands.
  • If you can read this, I’m driving too slow.
  • Dazzle happens.
  • Vote Carlisle for Prez in ’12.
  • I’d rather be hunting.

What are your ideas for the plates or bumper stickers for Edward’s car?

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4 Responses to “Volvo bling”

  1. Johanna
    March 19th, 2009 @ 3:05 pm

    I got some gems here (bwahahahaha):

    DOGSMEL – Dogs Smell
    FNTSTK7 – The Fantastic 7 (the Cullen Vampires of course)
    CLLNPWR – Cullen Power

  2. Melissa
    March 20th, 2009 @ 4:50 am

    @Johanna – hahaha! love these. Go Cullen Power!

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    May 23rd, 2009 @ 3:11 pm

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  4. Trisha
    February 4th, 2010 @ 4:03 pm

    I’m putting my application in for the following
    VAMP ME
    TWYLYT
    TWILGHT

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