Twilight Newborns

The transformation is painful (A Twilight Series fansite and podcast)

Episode 82: Breaking Parts

Posted on | January 31, 2015 | No Comments

In episode 82, the Twilight Newborns discuss Rob Pattinson’s upcoming movies, the impending release of 50 Shades of Grey the Movie and The Storytellers—New Voices of The Twilight Saga.

Twilight News

Newborn News

Meat of the Discussion – The Storytellers—New Voices of The Twilight Saga

  • Kristen Stewart and Twilight author Stephenie Meyer have teamed up with actress Octavia Spencer and Frozen writer and director, Jennifer Lee, to launch “The Storytellers—New Voices of The Twilight Saga” contest for women filmmakers only.
  • Learn more about the contest.
  • We add our own ideas for stories to pursue from the Twilight Series.

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I be chillaxin, #diorrob style

Episode 81: The Twilight Newborns’ Breaking Dawn Part 1 Movie Commentary

Posted on | August 3, 2014 | No Comments

Let's all join Bella and Edward on their honeymoon!

Let’s all join Bella and Edward on their honeymoon!

In this special episode 81, the Twilight Newborns do a Breaking Dawn Part 1 Movie Commentary. Cue up that movie and watch with us!

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Episode 80: Free-Range Newborns

Posted on | March 30, 2014 | 1 Comment

Free-range newborns!In episode 80, the Twilight Newborns discuss Rob Pattinson’s Dior Homme Campaign and 50 Shades! The Musical.


  • Red Room by 50 Shades! The Musical

Twilight News

Newborn News

  • Fan of the Week: Rach-Rene Cullen’s iTunes Review
  • Christen’s Jasper Jr. hamster

Meat of the Discussion – 50 Shades! The Musical

  • The parody’s website
  • Would Edward approve?
  • Should you take your man?
  • Review of Ana, Christian, Katherine Kavanaugh and José
  • What to do if your co-workers also show up?
  • You have to be 18-year old to attend
  • Soundtrack available at iTunes

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Episode 79: Hells Bells

Posted on | December 25, 2013 | No Comments

Merry Christmas, Newborn Army!

Edward implores you to enjoy the holidays.

In episode 79, the Twilight Newborns celebrate Christmas and talk about ways the Cullens spend the holidays.

Twilight News

Newborn News

Meat of the Discussion – The Cullens at Christmastime

  • Who likes Christmas the best?
  • Where do the Cullens get holiday jobs?
  • Who would make the best mall Santa?

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Episode 78: You missed a stitch

Posted on | November 4, 2013 | No Comments

In episode 78, the Twilight Newborns discuss Twilight Forever box set and Volturi downtime.


Rob Pattinson and Katy Perry sing karoke

Twilight News

Newborn News

  • Twilight shopping deals
  • Christen’s The Boyfriend watches Breaking Dawn Part 2
  • Twilight Newborns’ Orignal Twilight Poetry
  • Fans of the Week: Rach-Rene Cullen and suuuu

Meat of the Discussion – Volturi Downtime

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Episode 77: Twilight Newborns Eclipse Movie Commentary

Posted on | August 15, 2013 | 2 Comments

Twilight Newborns' Eclipse Commentary

We pwn this movie!

In this special episode 77, the Twilight Newborns do a Eclipse Movie Commentary.

Cue up your DVD and watch Eclipse with us!

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Warm Bodies Soundtrack in Order of Appearance

Posted on | July 5, 2013 | 4 Comments

Warm Bodies Soundtrack in order of appearance

Warm Bodies Soundtrack in order of appearance

Christen Newborn interrupts this regularly scheduled Twilight programming…

As a special treat, since I can’t  shut up about Warm Bodies, The Newborns bring you the soundtrack songs in order of appearance in the movie along with quotes and action descriptions of the scenes in which they appear.

Sadly, the soundtrack doesn’t officially exist, but if you’d Iike to create your own, now you have the tools and the knowledge. Happily, the Warm Bodies Score (here on Amazon) does officially exist for download.

WARNING: this post and the score descriptions contain spoilers!

1. Sitting In Limbo – Jimmy Cliff
“You were a janitor….”

2. We Wish You a Merry Christmas – John Robert Foster
“It must’ve been so much better before when everyone could communicate their feelings and enjoy each others’ company.” (Via electronic devices, of course.)

3. Missing You – John Waite
Sad, lonely R in his airplane. I especially like the application of “my frozen heart tonight” lyric for a zombie. I doubt that’s what John Waite had in mind. Also R sees Julie for the first time (as she’s trying to shoot him with her badass shotgun).

4. The Bad In Each Other – Feist
R and Julie set out on their collision course. Nora thinks that’s “Sweet!”

5. Be the Song – Foy Vance
R relives Perry’s childhood memories of fireworks with his dad and Perry’s relationship with Julie by eating his brain. “I think I love you too, Julie.” Perry looks suspiciously like Edward in the meadow.

6. Concerto in A Minor for Flute, Oboe, Strings and Continuo RV 522: Allegro – Symphony Orchestra INSO Lemberg / Gunhard Mattes / Maya Schaufelbühl
Perry has dinner with Julie’s dad. “Well Julie without the wall we’d be eating brains now instead of rice.”

7. Patience – Guns N’ Roses
R gives Julie a blanket and tells her he’ll “keep…you….safe.” Julie asks “what ARE you?” And R’s heart beats for the first time in awhile.

8.Shell Suite – Chad Valley
R and Julie take the convertible for a spin on the tarmac. R crashes. “Jesus R  this was a beautiful car!”

9. Hungry Heart – Bruce Springsteen
Julie grooves to R’s records and R makes the twirly motion. He wuv her. Playing with sunglasses, zombie DVDs, and trying out the slap game. Marcus thinks something is up.

10. Shelter from the Storm – Bob Dylan
R tries to comfort Julie for the death of Perry. Julie asks again “what ARE you?” R thinks “Man it must be nice to sleep. I wish I could. I wish I could dream.”

11. Hinnom, TX – Bon Iver
R and Julie drive in the rain after the escape from the airport Bonies.

12. Yamaha – Delta Spirit
Julie bails on R while he has his first dream in awhile. R thinks “so much for dreaming.”

13. Rock You Like a Hurricane – Scorpions
The zombies set off to get Julie back and protect her from the Bonies. Marcus: “They said…. F*** yeah.”

14. Oh Pretty Woman – Roy Orbison
“Would you change this song please?” “What? It’s funny.” “No it’s not.”

15. Midnight City – M83
R gets all dolled up to meet Julie’s dad. “Hold up…you look hot!”

16. Runaway – The National
“As for us, we kind of learned how to live again. The humans began to accept us, connect with us, teach us. This was the key to the cure.” ”I have, uh, zombie fingers. Now you’re supposed to say I’m pretty too.” The walls come down.

17. Numbers Don’t Lie – The Mynabirds
The credits are rolling. I love these lyrics. “Baby if you wanna be right, I will let you be right, I will let you be right.”

Also, check out the Warm Bodies Score!

We LOVE this soundtrack. What’s your favorite song?

Episode 76: Saint Robert of the Beerless

Posted on | June 10, 2013 | No Comments


In episode 76, the Twilight Newborns discuss the documentary, Twilight Saga Forever, and TwiHarder lawsuit against Summit Entertainment.

Twilight News

Newborn News

Meat of the Discussion – Twilight Saga Forever and The Book Club Play

TV Guide’s Twilight Saga Forever

  • See the sneak preview on YouTube
  • Hosted by Jackson Rathbone
  • Rob Pattinson Red Carpet Interview
  • Feelings from the cast about the end of the Saga
  • Top 5 Fan Moments from Twilight – Breaking Dawn Part 1

The Book Club Play by Karen Zacarias

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iTunes Update

Posted on | April 8, 2013 | 2 Comments



Hey y’all! We just wanted to let you know we updated our iTunes Podcast cover art and now our feed includes all our episodes! All 76 of them! Check out our archives at iTunes here or through our show notes.

Were you looking for episodes 15 and 18? We got your ‘cast needs covered here and here!

Thanks for listening! 


Episode 75: Vampactiv

Posted on | March 29, 2013 | No Comments

podcastpromoIn episode 75, the Twilight Newborns review The Host the Movie and talk about their Breaking Dawn Part 2 DVD release experience. This is a super-sized edition!

Twilight News:

Newborn News

  • Newborns are awesome, fyi.

Two Meats of the Discussion! – The Breaking Dawn Part 2 DVD Release on March 3 and The Host Movie Review

BD2 DVD Release

  • We purchased the Target Edition
  • And we crashed Walmart’s pre-party as well
  • Lots of other shenanigans

The Twilight Newborns’ The Host the Movie Review

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