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Episode 37: Flirty Girl Fit Your Way Into His Heart

Posted on | February 8, 2010 | No Comments

In episode 37, we discuss psychic vampires and the Hope For Haiti Telethon.

Intro

Twilight News

Newborn News

Meat of the Discussion: Psychic Vampires

  • A psychic vampire is a person or being who feeds off the life force of other living creatures
  • Wikipedia entry on Psychic Vampires
  • Different than sanguinarians (blood drinkers)
  • Is Edward both a sanguarian and psychic vampire?

Bonus Links: The Shake Weight (See more at ShakeWeight.com) and Flirty Girl Fitness (See more at FlirtyGirlFitness.com)

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Pocket Jacob’s fashion choices

Posted on | February 2, 2010 | No Comments

Our Pocket Alice has been doing some knitting lately. Obvs, she’s not as talented as Ms. Cullen.

Happy February!

Quiz: What turns Edward on?

Posted on | January 21, 2010 | 2 Comments

What's Edward checking out??

What turns Edward Cullen on?

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Inspired by our podcast, Episode 36: Little Renasty, Big World.

Episode 36: Little Renasty, Big World

Posted on | January 19, 2010 | 5 Comments

In episode 36, we discuss vampire lore and anticipated Breaking Dawn production.

Twilight News

Newborn News

  • Give us iTunes reviews!
  • Call us at 513) 252-2895
  • Fan of the Week: TwiCharmed

Meat of the Discussion: Vampire Lore

  • Book: The Twilight Companion: The Unauthorized Guide to the Series by Lois H. Gresh. (See more at the publisher’s website)
  • Importance of coffins and homeland dirt
  • Use of coffins to bury the dead
  • Comparing vampire bats to human vampires

Plea

Outtakes

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Website of the Week: Heidi Sierra

Posted on | January 10, 2010 | No Comments

Heidi Sierra's Twilight Obsession

Dejeuner loves him some Heidi Sierra

Our website of the week from Episode 35 is Heidi Sierra. Heidi has an album of Twilight-inspired music titled, Twilight Obsession.. We can relate! About Heidi, from her website:

At a time where she felt to write music only for herself, she came across a little book called Twilight. Fascinated by the story and supernatural love she read more into the saga. No sooner a song was born called “Never Existed”, a song about one of the characters in the story. This new obsession led into writing more Twilight inspired songs. The excitement of the songs prompted Heidi to share her songs with as many Twilight fans as she could.

Sample her sound and check out her websites at heidisierra.net or at myspace.com/heidisierramusic.

Photo Diary from Episode 35

Posted on | January 4, 2010 | 3 Comments

As you know if you listened to episode 35 of the Twilight Newborns podcast, you know things got out of hand with the introduction of our new New Moon Pocket toys. Here are our photos taken live during our recording 1/2/10.


Pocket Alice has quite the badunkatrunk, don’tcha think?

Check out our photos on flickr.com here.

Episode 35: A ride of passion

Posted on | January 3, 2010 | 4 Comments

In episode 35, the Twilight Newborns discuss the year 2009 and new Pocket Alice and Pocket Jacob toys.

Intro

  • Fake Robert Pattinson gives a shout-out to the Newborns for a great year of podcasting.

Twilight News

Newborn News

Meat of the Discussion – Year in Review

  • What an amazing year 2009 has been!
  • New Moon movie release
  • Twilight DVD release
  • TwiCon
  • Pocket Edward adventures

Medley of Twilight Newborn parody songs from 2009

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Newborns video: Alice Cullen knows how to party

Posted on | January 1, 2010 | No Comments

We recently got a Pocket Alice, aka Alice Cullen Action Figure. Thank you, Santa! Here is our first video with our little Cullen party girl from a kickin’ New Year’s Eve soiree. Enjoy!

Check out the rest of our videos at our youtube channel, youtube.com/user/twilightnewborns. And HAPPY NEW YEAR!

Newborn song: Forks Noel

Posted on | December 27, 2009 | No Comments

Christmastime in Forks

Here are our lyrics from Episode 34’s intro, Forks Noel.

Dashing all thru Forks
in a beat-up Chevy truck
I’ll pass that silver Volvo
And make him eat my dust

Past Charlie’s old house
Then out past Forks High School (Go Spartans!)
Drop some gifts off at the Cullens
And head out to the res

Oh! Forks Noel, Forks Noel
Celebrate the weird
Everyone here things we’re fine
And nothing to be feared

Oh! Forks Noel, Forks Noel
Christmastime at last!
The Newborns share their specials gifts
in this holiday podcast!

Poll: Gifts in a box

Posted on | December 17, 2009 | 1 Comment

You’ve made your Christmas list, but what you really want isn’t on it… until now! Take a moment to answer our poll, “Who’s dick in a box do you want for Christmas?” and maybe Santa will bring you an extra special present to unwrap.

First, the gifts:

rob_pattinson_gift

You got to wear a classy gift for your junk when in black-tie.

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What!?! You wanna us to go to jail?

kellan-lutz-gift

Just a man and his box out on the town

jackson_rathbone_gift

Whoa there, Hornybone! Keep those naughty bits covered!

alex-meraz-gift

A little extra shade was needed for the man parts.

And now the poll:

Who's d*ck in a box do you want for Christmas?

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And a little merry cheer for your holidays: SNL’s Dick in a Box with Andy Sandburg and Justin Timberlake

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